OMFG! You're Never Going To Believe This

A new product called SemeneX claims to make a guy's semen taste better!

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Yes, this stuff has been around for a while now - other products. Never tried this... wish I had a request to try it though... heh...

 

Liquid Pumpkin Pie?

Oh this is so mine!!!

 

If all these Health Benefits of semen are true I should live to be about a hundred.

Has anyone else made a game of consuming semen, like cum salad dressing or coffee creamer?

 

Liz Phair... HWC... yummy...

And I have and endless supply of the stuff!!!!

I'm gonna be the healthiest man alive!!!

 

Don't tell me you're going to start...oh my, I can't even say it.

 

I've often wondered if guys that work in the food industry ever ejaculate in the food they prepare. They might even be sitting behind the Taco Bell counter, watching some hot girl--a girl he knows he could never get--eat a "special" burrito.


Update: I found THIS.

 

Who have you been talking to?

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Didn't you say you used to blow off in fast food?

 

No, silly... I used to blow cops for food... geeze... last thing I need is for fast food rumors to get started...

 

"Yet surprisingly, semen has been shown to possess certain "as-yet-unknown properties" that assist in lowering depression in women"

Oh Sara darlin' I think I know what you need

 

there was a case of this in macdonalds and a guy ejaculated into the maynaise

 

What happened to the guy?

 

I think it might be Oxocytin

 

yep, that happened in the local one to me, the reason they found out was that as lass got std round her chops and she was frigid, so they traced it back to him

 

hahahahaha
Ridiculous

 

if you taste your own pudding, are you a cannible?

 

I guess it could be argued that anytime you swallow a guy's load, you're engaging in cannibalism.

 

Right, and anytime you pick your nose it's self mutilation.




But I love this stuff, Semenex! I never tried it, I mean, I love the idea of it. They have a web site, ~love never tasted so good. Too funny. Works in only 24 hours!. That's all you need is the web site. You don't need to buy their cool-aid at $54.95 a bottle either, okay.

Like somebody said, eat a lot of citrus. Vitamin C, perhaps. I don't know that what you consume has much of an effect on the taste. I tasted plenty of guys semen and it has more to do with the dude than with dinner. (double entendre unintended)

Anyway, down load the logo, photo shop a label and slap it on your jug of power shake mix you get at the health food store.

Then practice this speech:

"Honey, you wanna swallow my semen and see if it tastes any better, now? It's suppose to taste like "liquid pumpkin pie" from all this Semenex I've been eating. Just give it a try, I spent almost 100 bucks with shipping and everything."

Sprinkle a little nutmeg in your pubes, and away she blows.

Come on girls (and boys) wouldn't you fall for that? Wouldn't you be curious if it worked?

"Sharon, that hot chick at work, said it tastes great now, since the Semenex!"

~W H A T ?!!!~

"She didn't tell me that, she said it to Phil, her boyfriend. He told me at poker last week -that's why I bought the Semenex. What are you pissed about, you're the one who's always saying 'isn't she hot", not me. I've never said that, that's your name for her, 'that-hot-chick-you-work-with'! Don't be mad. Come here a sec, I want you to look at this web site."

In a weeks time she'll be asking if they make any other flavors.


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I heard vegitarian guys taste better. and i think i heard either vegitarian or red meat eating girls taste better...