Omg my belly is full

I just ate some amazing kobe beef wellington. I'm so full. I think I need to be rolled into bed now. Just sayin'

 

mmm I loves me some dead cow. how loud was it mooing when you ate it?

 

Probably not as loud as it will be on the john tomorow.

 

Dont eat baby ...

 

Girls don't poo...everybody knows that...

 

2 girls one cup

 

Girls poo, but its in secret, normally at 2:30 AM when society sleeps.

 

...and now we all know where morning fog comes from...

 

Good one! :2thumbsup:

 

many years ago my brother and his friend went to an all-you-can-eat Indian restaurant
after a skinful of beers

my brother's friend later said he'd had to stand up on the train all the way home
because it was too painful to squash his belly to sit down.

he was also so full he couldn't undo his belt when he got home and had to sleep
lying on the bed in his trousers

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4cD8eyWpwQ&feature=youtube_gdata"]YouTube - ‪BOB MARLEY THEM BELLY FULL‬‏
im surprised nobody thought of bob..

 

you didn't give anybody a chance.