one slightly used boyfriend for sale

You may know him as sprout. good condition, '79 model. Will take highest offer.



shoes are included.

 

That is hilarious. Does he know he is up for sale?

 

if hes cheap enough I will buy him just for the shoes.....

 

*Laughs* I'm sold!

 

I guess he'll figure it out once I have to box him up and ship him out.

But I'll use fed-ex, so it shouldn't take too long.

 

if i have to kill for it, i'll give you whatever you want.

 

He doesn't look like my type... can he do any tricks?

 

Yeah what's his milage?

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21024

see here for shoe information.

Tricks...hmm, he's good at drinking beer, and insightful beer induced conversations. He''l fetch the mail for you or your slippers, but probably not until after noon.

That's not fair, KC, you gotta BID!

 

LMAO!!!!

Is there a return policy?

 

He has high mileage, but has been maintained very well since I've owned him

No, he comes "AS IS"

 

If I am the winning bidder will you throw in a few free CDs and some veggie burgers??
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Depends on what CD's you want thrown in. Phish, yes, Maybe half of the Grateful Dead collection, Half of the Bob Dylan, but I'm keeping the Panic. As for the rest, I'm sure we can work out an arrangement.

What kind of veggie burgers? GardenBurger, or Boca?

 

I almost spit my beer out on my computer.

 

Boca the Half Dead Collection shall do.... can he fix the brakes on a car??? lol

 

What's wrong with him?

 

moonshyne, you and sprout are too cute together you cant sell him!!
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I'm sorry but I'd never get rid of someone as cute as he is!

No matter how much someone gave me!

Well....maybe if it was a lifetime's supply of the "good stuff", then...I'd consider it...but just for a second...

 

But, but, I need the money! Umm, the kids need shoes.....umm, the roof leaks.....ummm, I broke my pinky toe and can't afford to pay my bills....umm, the cat needs shots....

Peanut, do I look like a sleazy used car sales person? Do I look like the type to rip you off?

*looks at Ms Nut with big puppy dog eyes and whimpers*

Now I'm just insulted, so insulted that I refuse to answer that question.

 

can i just take him for a test-drive? show him to the *ahem* mechanic and stuff?