Paranoia Strikes Deep

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Meagain, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    I think I posted something like this a while back, but I can't find it now...very suspicious.

    So, the point of this thread is, How do I know that you people are really out there?
    I've seen The Matrix and that's not what I mean. Because those people were out there, but then they'd go in there, to The Matrix.

    No, I'm thinking more like the book Neuromancer. That's where you have all these AIs (Artificial Intelligences) running all over the net and you can't tell if they're real people or not, which they aren't.
    So I could be getting messages from you and I wouldn't know that you're an AI, (Artificial Intelligence).
    Not that any of you could pass the Turing Test, unless you cheated or something.

    But here's the really bad part. How do you know that I'm not an AI (Artificial Intelligence)?

    Oh, I know what you're thinking, no intelligence coming outta that processor. But I could be faking, just to throw you off, catch you unawares. Then BAM! Something happens! I don't know what yet, but maybe I'm working on it...


    And please, no "AI stands for Artificial Idiot" jokes.
     
  2. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Call me and ask if I am real.
     
  3. aceouses

    aceouses Banned

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    Who cares who is out there

    Maybe you're under government control and we're being forced on your mind by them
    Maybe you've been in a coma for the last 10 years and we're a figment of your imagination to keep you from being so lonely while you ripen up and die in a hospital bed
    Maybe you took too much of something and what feels like your whole life to you had really just been the last 25 mins on something crazy you took

    All in all, who cares? Go on with what you've got and quit being paranoid
     
  4. Fairlight

    Fairlight Banned

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    Yes this kind of thinking can be fun after a spliff or whatever...But I just have this hunch that I'm really here and other people are out there too...What's more mysterious though,is the question of what exactly is this thing we call "reality",of which we supposedly share an experience,and also what it really means to occupy space in the universe,both mentally and physically.Obviously,for example,the mind of an insect would be a very different place to be in as compared to the mind of a human,but they both supposedly share the same reality.
     
  5. magic_rocks

    magic_rocks ٱللهِ ٱلرّ

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    I like existentialism, and Neuromancer.
     
  6. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    AI is not very advanced yet, certainly in terms of passing the Turing Test.

    I Think it's pretty obvious that you can get a sense of people's personalities
    through their posts and know they're for real.

    Maybe one day computers will have true verbal intelligence, but we're nowhere
    near that yet.

    Paranoia is by definition irrational, so look to the evidence for rational answers.
     
  7. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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  8. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    No, no, no FlyingFly. I'm talking AIs here. Reality, not this philosophical stuff.

    I think they're starting here in the Random Thoughts forum cause no one notices.

    Now check out the secret Google X Neural Network:
    The scarey part is it looks just like my Number Two and Three Quarters cat.
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    have you ever talked to those internet bots before? those fuckers can't hold down a conversation to save the world.

    you: "hi, how are you?"

    bot: "i am good, how are you?"

    you: "good."

    bot: "what is good?"

    you: "what do you mean 'what is good?'"

    bot: "i agree that what do you mean what is good."

    you: "what are you talking about?"

    bot: "i don't know are you talking about."
     
  10. MeAgain

    MeAgain Dazed & Confused Lifetime Supporter Super Moderator

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    So what does that prove, I talk like that to myself all the time.
     
  11. IamnotaMan

    IamnotaMan I am Thor. On sabba-tickle. Still available via us

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    There actually used to be another forum that was all people from here.
    I had an idea that they actually lived in some alternative World, deep inside my hard drive. Unfortunately, the story will be lost on most of you here... so its prob best I dont post it.
    : (

    PS it starts with an observation by PressedRat... lol
     
  12. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

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    Are they planning to keep up this neural network experiment?
     
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