paranoid about popo

so i just smoked a bowl in my room, a waterfall, before the delicious dinner i'm about to eat. my dad came to my door though and invited himself in and came over while i was looking at RC sites and shit and i was like O.O *click click* and he tells me to look up my bank statement for him cause he wants to see the charges that those dick's charged on my debit card. So i look it up, heart is pounding though and my hands are shaking cause i feel like any second he's gonna ask "why's it smell like dope in here, boy?"
so i log into my bank account and i try not to scroll down any further than i have to cause there's like headshop purchases on it and shit. he looks over it for a few minutes and then leaves. he never saw anything bad on my computer, and never said anything about it smellin funny. sure was an adrenaline rush though.
time for spaghetti

 

i'm glad my parents aren't the po-lice. my dad did work for the government but doesn't anymore.........

 

that was close, I would have been freaking out

 

OH MY FUCKING GOD. MOST PARANOID NIGHT EVER. right after dinner the phone rings. caller ID says US GOVERNMENT. my dad picks it up and they ask for me. my dad's like "well i'm his father what do you need?" fucking dick. i've been doing some shit the past couple weeks that is a major federal offense and I thought I was about to be locked up. I'm high, so i'm real paranoid, y'know? my dad gets out a pen and paper and writes some stuff down, says "thank you" and hangs up. my heart was fuckin bumping dude. and he says "just some army recruiter" ..... -_-
i should have taken a xanax earlier. i'm still kinda shaking

 

shit man unlucky having a shade as a dad. I'd be moving out as soon as I turned 18 if that was me

 

what?
i don't see why your dad is a "fucking dick" or a "shade"
he didn't see anything bad, didn't comment on the pot smell, and he avoided you having to talk to an army recruiter

two close calls

well the 2nd was more just paranoia

 

I didnt say fucking dick

Shade here is just another term for a cop

 

Shit, dude. If I were you I'd be freaking the fuck out, too! That's crazy shit.

Glad to hear it ended up just being an army recruiter :cheers2:

 

And you should be paranoid. Because they are out to get you you know. They told me so. atriot:

 

hey man i can see how that would freak ya out, try not to worry though

 

i keep thinking it says "paranoid about POOP" lulz

 

next time smoke some meth.. youll be less paranoid

 

twang did

no offense

me too

and is twang's dad a cop or what
i'm confused

 

yeah
twang is actually 5O undercover

 

he's right! watch yourselves, fools.

 

oh noez the popo on the forumz

shit man that is a crazy night

 

hahahahaha it would be funny twang if your dad got onto your account tracked down all our IP addresses and then two weeks later every thread on here is how we all got randomly busted

 

my ma found my smoke box last year wit my skins and cigs ripped apart and everything.. she didnt say anything .. except "clean that out the smell of it" haha

 

I hate when my parents try to use my computer, gets me soo paranoid even if I clear the history beforehand