pass a drug test

im getting drug tested tomorrow by my parents any ideas as to how i maybe can pass it?

 

someone on here posted this, but have never had to try it myself.

"First you need to go to a supermarket and buy some Certo Gel. You usually ought to use both packets. About an hour and a half before youre UA piss everything out. Even if you can't piss anymore keep trying. Then mix a packet with a glass of orange juice. Drink it and take a piss. Right before you leave drink another packet and you should pass no matter what."

I've also heard drinking much water and cranberry juice helps...not to mention a detox kit if your really desperate.

 

no like i just found out tonight that im getting tested tomorrow. i need to know how to pass this now.

 

Refuse to take it. You have rights. They cant make you take it. Just tell them you feel violated or some shit.

 

That sucks that you live in IL!!! If you didn't live in that state, i'd tell you to get a friend who's 18 or over to buy you some synthetic urine (powdered). You just mix it with a lil hot water and you pass... it's soooooooo easy

 

Have any straight edge friends? Get some one else's tomorrow before the test.

Otherwise I dont know what to tell you. One day is a bit soon to try flushing your system out.

 

drinking about a gallon of water before the test is about the only way to pass at this point in time, or try to get someone elses. good luck!

 

and use the middle of the stream!

 

what does that mean???

 

When you start to pee, then stop and start again. That's the middle of the stream.

 

ohhhhhhhhh ok
got it.

 

i figured im just getting someones piss tomorrow but the only problem is if their testing me before or after work, cause id have to keep it warm. but my da dmight not even be serious. first he said we were keeping this between us and not telling my mom, and then he said shes gonna make me piss in a cup tomorrow. and this was all within 20 minutes and he didnt even talk to her.

 

your fucked.

 

jsu ttell them the truth.

even better turn it around on them, and their "bad parenting skills" make a scene.

good luck.

 

Type your question into google and get a million hits. or use the handy search feature. or (my favorite), don't worry about it and tell your parents to fuck off.

the middle stream idea is the stupidest thing ive heard in months. congratulations.

 

you will have no problem at all passing if you drink 8 glasses of water on that day and dont give them yourt first piss

 

yea im gonna stick with that water and getting someone else's piss. my parents will kill me if i dont pass this.

 

did you pass? drinking lots of water always helps!

 

i didnt take it yet, and im not sure if im going to but no one would give me their piss and im really scared. someone told me mixing 2 packets of gelatin with water and drinking it before you take a test will help you pass. will it work?

 

Drink several large glasses of water before you take it and you will be fine. The water will dilute your urine and it will mask thc, take 4 aspirins a few hours before the test and it can help show up as a false negative