peeing outside

Okay so I am pretty tipsy right now and I got too lazy to go to the bathroom to take a piss and I came up with this idea that all guys should pee outside from now on. It saves you from having to flush the toilet and use up water, plus you might save a little cash. And you also get the joy of peeing in your backyard! ahahaha who agrees?

 

Every Time I See a Guy Pissing up a Wall...

I Just Feel Like Snapping His Lil' Piece of man Hood Off...

Seriously Annoys me...

 

sounds like someones got penis envy

 

That's your problem, isn't it?

Seriously...What if I told you that every time I see a woman putting on make up or blasting herself with perfume...I feel like taking my Sheffield out and cutting her clit off.

Now...which of us sounds crazier?

 

I piss outside as much as I humanly can.

 

Why is it that only "guys" should be able to pee outside? Not saying its a fav. past time of mine but when I'm in the middle of the woods at like the 8'th hole of disc golf and I gotta go-there ain't nothing thats gonna stop me from poppin'-a-squat in those bushes!
Although last time I did get poked in the ass with a stick...I felt so cheap *: P

 

i do it all the time, hey; i live in the woods

 

Everyone should pee outside if they want. It's just pee, folks.

Mudpuddle just has her panties in a twist because she can't pee on a fire...or over a ledge without a spotter.


Or write her name in the snow...in CURSIVE.

 

I just pissed outside.

I am proud of myself.

 

ooooo, cursive.....lol!

 

Pissing on Walls is Fucking Disgusting...

Pee behind a Bush All you want...

I just Don't want to See it...

 

Dammit.

I guess that peeing on your cat is totally out of the question then?

 

Anyone Tried to Pee on my Cat...I Would Slice their Throat Open...

 

I bet my knife is bigger than yours.

 

Does it's Length Equal your IQ?

 

No.

 

i pee outside all the time...the best is pissing in snow and drawing your name

 

It adds valuable nitrogen back to the soil.

 

i bet your age doesnt equal yours...21, you're such a liar...more like 41...i cant stand liars...

 

I pee'd out of the side door of a van while we were driving down route 80....it was cool until the driver hit the brakes suddenly.