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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Jul 20, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    Should only be used for thy urination purposes in the next ten years. There are enough humans around.
     
  2. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    what if one or both members of the couple have been fixed?
     
  3. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    ive been usin it any way i can for years and theres no extra humans cause of it .....guess i fooled ya god
     
  4. psyche

    psyche fun for the whole family

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    i'm sorry but i don't urinate from my vagina... you're in luck though, i won't even let a dick up there so there's a small chance i'll be reproducing. you can all breathe your sighs of now, people!
     
  5. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Yes, -God- of all beings should know that we don't pee out our vaginas, since He created us......or were you drunk?
     
  6. Bug_Man

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    Forgive me for being a man but do women pee out of the labia?
     
  7. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    We pee from our urethras, same as you, but it's not an all-in-one deal. It has it's own hole.
     
  8. Bug_Man

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    is the labia the outer lip?
     
  9. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Are you writing this down?
     
  10. bird_migration

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    Finally a thread where we can learn something.
    I am really glad I stumbled upon this one.
     
  11. Bug_Man

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    I am a beginner in a strange new world. Do you have a pencil?
     
  12. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    i agree . . ... .
     
  13. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    I just learned that I do not pee out of my penis, but rather my urethra.


    Don't worry, I won't be having any kids, I hate those little bastards :D
     
  14. Bug_Man

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    Why when a man flinches he instantly covers his testicles and/or crosses his legs? I mean, your eyeballs are sensitive too. Why not cover your face in a situation instead?
     
  15. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    cuz u can close your eyelids to protect your eyes...but it hurts sooooo bad if u get hit in the balls
     
  16. Bug_Man

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    Yeah but why without even thinking do men instantly cover that area. Is it bred into our psychie or what?
     
  17. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    well i bet if u dont cover your self there the first time u get hit then u will deffentily do it the second time and for the rest of your life....so i guess its a learning process
     
  18. Bug_Man

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    Maybe I'm overcomplicating the issue in my own mind.
     
  19. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    also a normal reaction would be to go into the fetal position to cover all important organs and stuff so it might be instinct
     
  20. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Apparently you'd rather be blind than neutered. A blind man can still fuck.
     

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