i met you in the waiting room at the mental health clinic yesterday call me at 555-5555 im crazy for you
U were standing talking to people last last nite - U had on a black pants and were eating sunflower seeds facing the street, U have beautiful feet and like to massage smell & kiss them - lmk if that's OK - anything else U wanna do id up to you - I took some pics of UR feet - tell me what was the big lettering on my T & I'll send you a foot pic to see if it's U - hope you see this... email me crazyperson@toelicker.com
Looking for a date for Friday night. 53 year old guy, 4 foot 3, 472 pounds. Have most of my teeth. Have a huge Star Wars/Star Trek action figure collection. Live with my mom and drive a 1957 Rambler American. Looking to go to all you can eat Waffle House Buffet.
I bumped your foot in the restroom at Arbys on the corner of 5th and Neegly and you gave me your beef... hope you see this. same time tomorrow.
Fifty-five year old male looking for a twenty-something female. Must take seriously her responsibility to obey only me; must be willing to forsake all others, including--especially--family; must have some experience in the medical field (able to lance back-boils should the need present itself quite often); should be willing to engage in "alleged" perverted sex acts (experience preferred, but not necessary) . . . (in fact, inexperience a must); and please, no smokers.
Are you tired of the same old boring vacations? the same old dull everyday parties? Then consider this vacaton: To qualify you must satisfy these requirements: 1: At least 18 years of age 2: Have a pussy Desired: 1: Scene/Rave/Party girls who are sluts... 2: A face full of metal shit weighing at least a pound 3: Metal shit stuck in private parts of the body highly desirable 4: Hair with 5~10 different unatural shades of psychedelic colors 5: Dark and Heavily applied make-up and mascara so your face is almost unrecognizable 6: Tattoos that would make a Bangkok Whore proud..... 7: Mini-skirts with no panties 8: Extremely high libido... 9: The desire to learn... 10: The need for attention, acceptance, and extreme mental and physical pleasures, and stimulation including but not limited to multiple-orgasms, uninhibited sexual contact. 11: The need to discover your inner-self with the assistance of many different substances.... What do you get: 1: Quality guidance and hosting from one of the finest, well-educated, talented, artistic, creative,and intelligent middle aged, brown haired male party animals in the USA. 2: Your choice of unlimited amounts from a large selection of substances to assist in meditation, sexual encounters, relaxation, inner discovery, stimulation, tranquilizing, empathetic, head-fucking states of mind.. (all substance must be consumed inside room) 3: your choice of fine beverages and foods. 4: Your favorite Music, as well as live entertainment by the host. 5: Personal massage sessions provided by host; well trained in the ancient asian arts of massage and physical stimulation. 6: The ability to discuss your most intimate fantasies with the host, and role play those fantasies to relieve the tension they have created within you. 7. Exercise sessions day and night. Sessions conclude with sweaty, shaking body, heavy panting, racing heart, dopamine release, pleasant, aching tiredness, and a sense of complete satisfaction. 8. Physical aids and guidance in achieving self-satisfaction 9: Free of the restraints of binding, restrictive clothing. 10: Sleep at any time desired. 11: A male who actually listens to what the fuck you are saying without giving advice....(when desired) 12: You leave with a smile on your face and good memories.... 0risonsquirrel@whatever email service you use.. :love:
CAGED HEART LOOKING FOR LOVE , Inmate , at the lost keys correctional facility downtown ( doing life with no poss. ) currently in ad-seg 23 hour lockdown , (apparently for my own protection , because of some things i was charged with) is seeking a commitment minded "special" lady for marriage . I'm 19 and in great shape thanks too the weight pile . My interest and hobbies are varied they include working out , tattoos , t.v. ,reading ,letter writing , commissary visits , gambling , reading escape manuals and looking at the sky through my one foot by one foot industrial strength plexiglass and bared window . Looking for one special ,non-judgemental, professional ,successful lady for love and marriage . Who knows people deserve many chances and can change . You must be willing to help put money on my book so our relationship can blossom and I can buy paper and pens to corraspond . Willing to visit as much as you can , and bring in much needed "supplies " into the facility . A plus if you're familiar with the words and art of "keistering". And a big plus if you are in a law profession or can afford one . Also please note if full body prison tats bother you , especially on the face and neck region I may not be what you're looking for . Please respond to my inmate number # 679-254-317-009-135-096-257-381-940-C / cell block b.. I look foward to reading ANY and ALL replies . And as soon as i'm done weeding out the crazies and loosers I'll respond with picture . And note if your lucky enough to be the special lady I choose the first picture I'll send is of me showering with the "guys" , I'm the one that seems to be the center of attention in the photo , with all the other guys around me in a circle . I can't wait to hear from you sugarmomma , I mean honey .
50 somthing male looking for a 20 somthing lady to share my vision of world dominance and bondage dressed as Oompa-Loompas. Please no freaks.
