Pheromones???

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by ponydozer, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. ponydozer

    ponydozer Member

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    I saw a tv show the other night about people who use 'pheromone perfume' (a concentrated form of the pheromones that humans naturally pruduce in their sweat to attract a mate) to vamp up their sex lives and get more dates etc. Anyone tried it? Does it work? Discuss.
     
  2. localhippy

    localhippy Senior Member

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    haha i needed a good laugh before bedtime
     
  3. sugarmaggie

    sugarmaggie ~Green Eyed Devil~

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    Well, it's in my understanding that you can go without deodorant and produce your own. :D
     
  4. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I've never used this "pheromone perfume" thing, but I DO believe in such thing as "chemical compatibility" where there are people with the type of pheromones that "click" better with your own than certain others.
     
  5. ponydozer

    ponydozer Member

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    Well it was strange, a woman smelt the 'man' smell and couldn't stop sniffing it, she was like 'that really smells like a man' (I bet it smelled foul, hahahaha) isn't it weird how the mind works? Her boyfriend kept putting it on and she couldn't leave him alone. Apparently you put this stuff on and you only have to walk past a member of the opposite sex, they'll turn around and probably talk to you. Probably a placebo kinda thing, huh.
     
  6. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    I already have something way better.

    I keep all kinds of cute fuzzy animals in my house. Chicks love that shit. I always take one adorable animal with me wherever I go, and the women just swarm from everywhere wanting to pet it and talk like an idiot to it.

    It's really that easy.
     
  7. ponydozer

    ponydozer Member

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    I know I'd fall for that one. Ooooooh arent you a cute lil' baby????? Whos a cute baby?????? Tickle tickle!!!!!!!!
     
  8. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    ^^^ See what I mean? Damn, why did I just give away my secret? Stupid me.
     
  9. ponydozer

    ponydozer Member

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    Im gonna tell everyone. Look out for Rigamarole and his adorable pets!!!!

    Its not going to work any more, so you might as well give me the babies :p
     
  10. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Oh no, you're not going to take me THAT easily.

    I'll tell you what. I'll trade you one, but you're going to have to give me something equally awesome that will continue to get me chicks. Like a book of 50% off coupons at a shoe store.
     
  11. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    [​IMG] NO! You DON'T want to be the guy dragged along for shoe shopping romps... you'll be forced to carry her pink sparkly purse, and stand there for two hours while she hems and haws and gets offended that you don't have precisely the same opinion as she does about the shoes she's trying on, and then gets upset when you don't offer to pay for everything she's buying (which amounts to like $120 suddenly)

    *twitches*
    (I work in a shoe store, and I feel really bad for the men dragged along)
     
  12. teh-horace

    teh-horace for your pleasure

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    my gf always tells me she likes the smell of my sweat
    but i like the smell of my sweat too :&
    so i dunno
    :p
     
  13. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Oh I know, I know. I just want to have the book of coupons so that I can dispense them in exchange for her affection.
     
  14. driftwood_74

    driftwood_74 Level 88

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    I had a girlfriend in college that always used to put a bit of nooky perfume on behind her ear. It used to get me all fired up.
     
  15. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    They have nookie perfume? I need to get me some of that. (For my girl, of course!)
     
  16. sniffmagikmarkrs

    sniffmagikmarkrs Senior Member

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    haha.... i want some of that perfume..... i need a little more action
     
  17. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    I don't know, if you had perfume that smelled like nookie you might get a little more action than you bargained for.

    Man, too bad cologne that smells like cock would do absolutely nothing for us guys.
     
  18. Rigamarole

    Rigamarole Senior Member

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    Hey I just had an idea! What if you MADE YOUR OWN nookie perfume? You know, saved up your own juice for a while and then put it behind your ears. That would be SO. HOT.
     
  19. Ganja_Goo_Ninja

    Ganja_Goo_Ninja the penis mightier

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    I saw some of that "phermone" stuff on a site once and I totally thought it was a joke at first -- the way they where advertising it just seemed too ridiculous to be real. From what I gather, you're just supposed to spray a little of this stuff on you and women go crazy..?

    It sounds like Sex Panther from Anchorman :)

    "Made with real bits of panther, so you know it's good."

    It's seems kind of degrading to women. Like no matter what they "think" of a guy, as long as he's wearing this phermone stuff, she's unable to resist him..? It just seems too much like a "love potion #9" type of thing. When you stop wearing the phermones, does she snap out of it?

    "It smells like bigfoot's dick!"
     
  20. driftwood_74

    driftwood_74 Level 88

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    Rigamarole,
    You figured it out. My college ex had a real nack for getting wet at the drop of hat. So she'd just put a bit of "nooky" juice behind each ear for me to find later. Maybe that's how she lured me in to begin with...
    Drift
     

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