Lets not waste time, do you want to fuck? Sorry knew a guy back in highschool and while at dance clubs would use it. He got slapped lots and lots but he also had fun too.
"wanna go eat some pizza.....THEN FUCK????" i'd assume after this yo'd be slapped, anmd you respond with, "what you don't like pizza??
AHHAH I loved the 10 thumbs one Yeah, I know a bunch of guys who just looooooove to say "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" One of the best ones I ever heard was 'your eyes are blue like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea. " AHAHAH
i don't know if this makes sense without seeing it in person but try this, its hilarious and i guarantee it will start a conversation: Walk over to someone and just say "Did you just grab my ass?!" When they get flustered and confused and say "no" Shrug, look dissapointed and say "oh, damn.." and start to walk away My friends and i used to do that jokingly back in high school. Its probably one of the stupidest pick-up lines ever.
"why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?" haha my friend used that on me once, i got scared. lol "are you a broom cus you just swept me of my feet"
" do you think that as human individuals we can ever connect on a real level, or is every man an island... of course every island is connected by the sea, the same tide pulls us all... the only difference is that different shit washes up.... anyways wanna go out back for a quick hand job?" ... i'm the philomosophical type.
this ones dirty: (Use index finger to call someone over) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
