Sure, the fish looks big, but how do I know you're not really 2 feet tall? Never believe someones fish story.
Maybe he's a fighter pilot. The trout could have saved your life, and you didn't even know him. Way to go little buddy.
Yeah, saying "Here fishy fishy, Here fishy fishy fishy" doesn't seem to work for me. I only tried it once though and I wasn't actually talking to a fish.