Pies are a curse.

Damn that delicious key lime.

I have an idea.

Richard Dreyfuss is beautiful, and I really want to shoot Pat Green.

 

I don't like pies.

 

key lime rools

 

You spelt 'rules' wrong.

 

oops. but key lime kicks ass

 

key lime is the best motherfucking pie ive ever had. However, the only time i had it was when i was stoned, so that may have influenced the decision.

 

I don't like anything lime.... but man, do I love pies. I made a cheesecake pie with orea crust around 5 this morning and I just ate the last 3 pieces.... oh jesus, I'm messing just thinking about it

 

but that's not vegan! how dare you you evil dairy eating murderer!!!

 

You're whining about veganism because....?


I don't not eat meat because they are dead animals, everything you eat is dead. I don't eat meat because I want to be healthy. I can slip up every little while and not feel guilty.

 

um... yeah, but you said you was vegan unless it changed again

 

You tell that girl.

I've decided to send everyone on HipForums one of my pies for Christmas. I make the best pies.

 

If you're serious, I'll pm you my address

 

you trying to slip something by me here?


and besides, all cooked food is "dead" nya nya...

 

What are you talking about?

I just said this myself. You don't have to copy me in an attempt to sound smart.


Haha, I see I contradicted myself in my second post. That was an accident

 

Heck yes I'm serious. I would never joke about pies.

That was serious too.

So was that.



I can't stop using the smiley face!

 

a pie thread

 

Well aint that just grand

I'm sure I could make cookies for everyone, but they'd prolly get all crumbly in the envelopes

 

Or somebody might mistake them for anthrax cookies.

Or something else cookies.

 

Wait a minute...what's the catch??