pile of dead babies.

anyone know any good dead baby jokes? lol.. they're hilarious..


makes me laugh everytime. LOL.


how do you get a baby to crawl in circles?

nail its hand to the floor.

how do you get it to stop?

nail the other hand to the floor.

 

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whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a fence?


ripping it off

 

What present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.

How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.


I'd go on, but this is legit making me naucious, I know theyre just jokes though.

 

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?

An erection.

 

Hahaha!! That is so twisted I really shouldn't laugh.

 

Good God this is awful but rather surprisingly amusing :$

 

lol, wow, you guys are sick

 

Hahaha..
sick.

 

what's funnier then a dead baby?

a dead baby in a clown costume

 

how do you make a dead baby fly?

babies can't fly. that's how it died in the first place.

hehe, made that up myself

 

What's worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?

A dead baby in 100 garbage cans.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 100 trees.

 

these are all so twistedly funny

 

hahaha that one made me laugh so hard

 

why can't a baby turn around in a halway?

because it has a javalin through its head

 

how do you get a 100 dead babies into a bucket?

a blender

how do you get them out?

chips...or a straw

 

How does an alive baby survive trapped under a pile of dead babies?

It eats its way out.

 

Lol I don't know how to put it so it's either..

The jokes are so sick they're funny, or

they're so funny it's sick!

 

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them

 

Gotta say, you guys are cruel! But most of the jokes are very funny