*place angry rantings here*

I live with four people, Jeremiah and Erica (dating), Jeremy and tiffany (also dating) .

So apparently the house was a complete mess last night when Erica and Jeremiah got home, and it's my fault. Then today, after another sleepless night, I'm minding my own business, sleeping peacefully at 2 in the afternoon, and Tiffany wakes me up to "ask" me to help out with the cleaning today. So I get up, go to the kitchen, and start washing the pile of dishes that have been there since I got back on Saturday. As I'm washing dishes, Erica calls Jeremiah on her walkie talkie cell phone, to ask him what he wants for dinner tonight. He responds, and asks if I'm helping out cleaning (he has no idea I'm right next to the phone, and can hear what he's saying) Erica looks at me, and says "Yeah, actally Tiffany was the one to wake her up." He says "Oh, ok, I just wanted to make sure she wasn't fighting you on this."
Conversation ends, and I lose my temper.
Me-"WTF???????"
Erica- "What?"
"What the FUCK is he babbling about? He thinks I'm going to throw a fit about cleaning up some dishes? What the hell is his problem?"
"Um..uh, I don't know, talk to him when he gets home tonight."
So, I'm left to sulk for awhile.

Later, as I'm organizing the bedroom, Erica comes in and informs me that I am to call Jeremiah, he wants to talk to me about something. What now, I think to myself as I dial...
"Hello"
"You wanted me to call you about something?"
"Yeah. So, I hear now that you're pissed off at Erica for no reason?"
"Huh??"
"Or, you had an attitude with her..."
Ok, so, at this point, I didn't tell him that I heard what he said, and that was why I was mad. I still can't figure out why I didn't tell him.
"Nope, can't say that I did. Of course, I had just woken up, so I was pretty grumpy at the time."
"....."
"Is that all?"
"Well, why was the house so messed up when we got home last night?"
"I don't know, I think it was like that before."
(raising his voice) "No, it definately wasn't, cos I washed all of the dishes before I left, and cleaned up the living room." (calmer now) "But, Jeremy and Tifany were there all day, so....."
"well, I don't really know why, I wasn't exactly paying attention to it, cos for one thing, I was asleep all day, because I couldn't sleep at all the night before. And secondly, when I was awake, I was trying to fix your computer, or I was zoned out. I didn't pay attention to what the house looked like, because i was having a weird day, and just wanted to be left alone."
"...well, we'll talk about it when I get home tonight, I have to talk to everyone anyway."

And that, besides learning that my car is pretty much fucked, was the extent of my day. So now, I have those wonderful feeling of paranoia again. Goddamit. I mean, what the fuck, Erica basically told on me like a 5 year old.....cried to him that I was pissed at her, and that I had an attitude with HER, which wasn't the case at all. I was pissed off at HIM, because of his little comment. Come on, I'M going to have a shit fit all of a sudden?? When he can't EVER get Jeremy to help clean up, or buy groceries? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Why are they ganging up on me now? I didn't do a goddamn thing to them. I bought groceries, I help out with the dishes, I take care of that FUCKING DOG, because they keep it locked in a cage all day, where it shits on itself and howls all night long. And now there's some kind of "group meeting" tonight, wtf is that about. Well, thanks to my usual feelings of paranoia kicking in, I'm convinced that they're all going to screw me over in some way tonight, and I'm going to end up homeless. Again.

I fucking hate people. I really do. This day sucks, and I'd really like to stab someone.

 

they gang up on you because you have no one to back you up. seriously. room mates suck, especially when they have a significant other. they forget that just because they leave the house for a few hours that they DID in fact mess up the house. been there. i'm a neat freak, yet somehow this shit was MY fault when i didn't have a date. go figure. find new room mates.

or, tell them to fuck off and mean it when they gang up on you. be scarier than they are.

 

hahaha...i've been trying to fix this damn computer for them too.....now that they've pissed me off, I'm going to seriously fuck it up *evil laugh*

 

do it. absolutely.

 

hmmm... jerks. I vote that you start using disposible dishes and utensils, and only eat microwavable food for a week or two, so they can see how much of a mess they create themselves, without any help from you

 

good idea. tape them, too.

 

I completely fucked their registry files. Ha, that'll learn 'em.

I like the plan for eating microwavable stuff, but I have a lot of food here, that I bought for all of us to share, and I'll be damned if I just let them eat it all while I stick to Ramen everyday....maybe I should get them all drunk tonight, and when they need fresh drinks, slip in some Visene....

 

That is why I could never have a roomate when I was younger.... I was happy to take being poor over company any day!

 

I heard about that visine trick.. does it really make you get the super shits?

 

I don't know, I guess I'll find out later....if not, there's always liquid laxatives

 

or mre shit bricks.....