plugging something in... in the dark

One of the most frustrating things in the world. reaching behind the entertainment center and plugging in something. You know where the outlet is, but blindly trying to plug in my TV is a chore. I cuss flip the plug about 3 times and in the back of my mind think I'll shock myself. I never want to pull the entertainment center or couch away from the wall because I assume with my wealth of knowledge I'll never have a problem yet I always do!!!!

Same thing with sex. My woman knows to grab him and guide him in other wise I'm poking little lodog in in the wrong places.

 

Im very good at plugging things in the dark. 120V on one side. wont hurt ya very much. just dont touch both prongs.

if i get it in her butt, all the better..

 

:rofl:

 

See that's how it all gets started...

 

Is this what they mean by a butt plug?

 

No heat.


When we try to plug something in we cuss so "ASS FUCKING CORK!!!!" is more appropriate.

 

I wish I had a woman who would grab my little lodog from time to time.

 

The secret is to act like a douche from time to time. Jersey shore douche.

 

a woman would be a nice bonus, but i have all the hands my little lodog needs anyway.

 

I have the same issues with plugging things in.

The worst one is trying to plug my phone in in the dark. I'm surprised I haven't broken the damn port.

Never have an issue plugging in manpiece, though...his is smart, it finds its way.

 

im actually good at it

years and years of fastening nuts and bolts in spots when you cant always see what youre actually doing really helps

 

My girl still believes in foreplay. I'll be watching something and she'll start playing. Here I am watching pro wrestling or something and getting stiff. She'll insinuate the men in underwaer are doing it, but fuck that! I immediatly land on top of her and start thrusting.

 

Don't you lie to me! You think those wrestlers are sexy!

I live for foreplay.

Except at 11 last night when I couldn't sleep and I said to my husband - word for word - "Hun, I think I'll fall asleep easier if you throw it in real quick."

 

I tried to plug in a set of lights above my bed the other night and I don't know what happened but I saw a blue spark.

 

This is how I personally prefer having sex. Some foreplay is nice, like nibbling the sensitive zones (mainly the spot just under/behind the earlobe to give him an insta-hardon). But I enjoy some role-playing, I have a really strong 'rape' fetish. I don't like being eased into or treated delicately. I think it's hot when he chokes me a bit and forces into me and calls me hot names and stuff like that.

I catch a lot of hate for this fetish though from most females. :/

 

I seem to have the ability to memorize where everything is so when it gets dark I know where I'm walking, I know where the switches are I know everything even when pitch black. Plugging things in I just run my finger over the points so I know what direction the plugs meant to go but then it's simply plug in and play.

 

i can do this too, but plugging shit in is a bit too much. you have to get the plug in there just right, and i can't quite get it without a lot of trial and error first.

of course, when i do finally get it i always end up having it upside down and need to start over.