Poll: Do you ever include cigars in your sex?

Answer in the poll.

 

which sick individual voted no

 

I did.
But with you I would love to try it.

 

yay!!!

see you tomorrow?

 

Why wait so long?

 

haha okay so tonight it is
you bring the cigars?
i bring the cloak and dagger (eh it's a part of the game)

 

Do I die in the process or is it just precaution?

 

precaution ofcourse

it won't kill ya!

maybe burn you a little when i lit the cigar, but it's all nice and peaceful actually.

 

Burning I can handle.
Nice to meet you, new fuckbuddy. Finally I find one who lives closer to me than most others!
And one who likes to include cigars and other weapons in that.

 

awwww my new fuckbuddy
and your sig just goes perfectly with what you've just said!
i love that you love cigars and weapons too,
but i'm curious...why did you vote no on the poll?

 

omg you're secretly into bagpipes!

 

Because the poll needed a 'no' to counterweight the 'yes'.

 

No, but I do have one waiting to be emptied.

 

aaah okay!!! great

 

i'll fix you a date with my scottish alter ego,

i'll wear a red beard and drink aberlour a bunadh,

and wear a skirt.

it'll work for sure.

 

But the real question is: do you wear anything under that skirt?

 

ofcourse not, damn, i only hide the cigars there

 

and dagger

 

Can I take a cigar?
I really need one now.

 

ofcourse! *scratches beard* *lifts up skirt* *points at cigar*







what a minute...are you gonna take the dagger and stab yourself?

you're not emo are you?