pooeeeeetttttyyy.....man

there was an old man who lived in a shoe .............thought fuck this right off man ..........what der fuck can i do ... next day as he awoke and had a toke ...................started lacing up his shoe.........when all of a sudden a dirty big puddin came rolling down the lane in pain. old man askin what the matter can be .........puddin replyed old man you live in a shoe i have to avoid them size eights everytime i roll past a gate must roll on mate otherwise i shall be stamped on and turned into sponge ............. by the splodgenessbounders man ............PHILOSPHY .........IS ................... a puddin or a old man in a shoe ...........which one would be you ?..........

 

Definitely the old man in the shoe!

 

I must not be high enough...

 

there was a old man who lived in a bell .......everytime it rung .............man those fuckin ears of his would certainly swell.........

 

I fucking love Liverpuddlians....i gotta get back to that city soon

 

evertonian ...........i never swore at you la..........how yer doin mate........good i hope

 

shite, my apologies dude! :&


yeah man, doing good....lazying about, having a smoke....gotta luv Sunday afternoon

 

nice one........luvin it man..........can"t beat a sunday joint oz followed by a couple of scoops ....... then another j ........catch yer later dude ..have a goodun

 

there was a old man who sat on the can and began to shit his load ...........when all of a sudden ..........a alien from the planet fuckthis ...........came down and sez ...........hurry up fella i need a piss ........ so doe"s the toad .

 

there was a old man called ted who lived in a garden shed ..........as he awoke one day and had a j .......this spider came over to him and said hey hows it goin jim ....me names ted sez ted as he shook his head . boris the spider appologised .........and then suddenly realised as he spun his web.......turns around sez hey ted get off that fucken bed and find a house .......i live here and so does a mouse .

 

there was a old man called bill who lived up a great big fucken hill .........took him 4 days to walk to work as he worked in a mill ......... took him another 6 days to walk home again up that big fucken hill.............as their are only 7 days in a week .......he thought fuck that off for a lark think i "ll go on the dole ..........roll a doobie and sit off in the park.

 

me poetry can"t be that bad can it ................jeeeeeeez dont you fuckers know a good poet when yer dont see one .

 

sorry i just dont understand all the UK talk... damn brits.. lol

 

thanks for the imput man ........ yer never know " i could be another bob dylan..........there again maybe not ..........anyone know chubby browns number ?

 

Paul you rock! I love your poetry! Keep writing!

 

cheers for thumbs up bradin man ...................another .........................................................there was a old man called bob ....who had a extremelly big knob and only a small gob .....one day as he was walkin down the street feeling the summer heat .......bob with his very big knob decided to go on the rob ..........unfortunately as he ran off with the till .......the security guard called bill pressed the slidin door button......... and bobs mutton got caught in the door ..........now bobs knob is 24 inchs no more .....................instead its only 4 .

 

there was an old man who lived in a joint, he got tired of life and said whats the piont....he packed his shit and started to run, but i found the joint and wanted some fun.... i lit it up and burned his bag, i said oh well these are zig zags... he gave me the finger and made a jump, and hit the ground with a hard bumb, i picked him up, and put him in the bowl, popped some e and had a little roll...

 

man far out ..................their woz a boss in work who was a fuckensystem jerk ...........the lazy **** gave out a grunt as .............told him to fuck off .......watched him cough ............and now he"s a comoplete berk . peace

 

lol awesome, I lvoe that picture.

 

there was a man with weed who was indeed a great fan of creed ..............he was in need of gettin some speed infact speed weed and a pint of mead .......... as he took the lead and walked the dog he thought to himself i must goderbog...................... he went for a shit and took a hit and he got flushed down it ................ dog sittin outside that bog thinking man were is he with the weed thought fuck this off for a game of soldiers..................... and went and scored of steed who infact is another great fan of creed speed weeed mead ------------ oh yes indeed