Poop. Yep poop.

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  1. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    How long do you take when taking a poop?

    I am a quick kinda girl, get in and get out. My man takes twenty minutes. He has actually been in the bathroom for 26 minutes right now. I am tempted to knock and make sure he is alive :D
     
    hiro, Nov 3, 2008
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  3. telephone

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    haha wow. i feel like you have to be seriously constipated for it to take that long. for me, like 5 minutes TOPS. usually about 1 minute.
     
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  5. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    Being a woman, I don't poop.
     
    Tree-Hugger, Nov 3, 2008
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  7. hiro

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    HAHAHAHAHA!

    He is never really ever constipated he just takes a long time... "reading".
     
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  9. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    This is sacred masturbation and reading time. It has nothing to do with poop.
     
    Face Eater, Nov 3, 2008
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  11. hiro

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    HAHA!
     
    hiro, Nov 3, 2008
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  13. MaryJBlaze

    MaryJBlaze eleven

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    sacred?! lol, nice....
     
    MaryJBlaze, Nov 3, 2008
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  15. telephone

    telephone weird

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    Weird.
    I like reading in my room or something, not whilst sitting over a pot of poop.
     
    telephone, Nov 3, 2008
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  17. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    Good answer


    this thread is gross
     
    seamonster66, Nov 3, 2008
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  19. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    Same here, but men talk about these things and I am privy to their secrets. Other men seem to be comfortable wanking and reading in the same place that they poop. I think its a privacy thing, there is a lock on the door and you have an excuse to not allow people to enter.
     
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  21. hiro

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    Oh Gary, everybody poops.

    Even my kittens.


    Well, I went in and checked on him. He is still alive and now showering.
     
    hiro, Nov 3, 2008
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  23. hiro

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    He doesn't lock the door... or masturbate in their.
     
    hiro, Nov 3, 2008
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  25. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I was Constipated for About a Week...
     
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  27. hiro

    hiro pursue it

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    You should eat more fiber...
     
    hiro, Nov 3, 2008
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  29. mudpuddle

    mudpuddle MangaHippiePornStar Lifetime Supporter

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    I was Nervous...
     
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  31. Face Eater

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    Does he read, or just think? I'm not saying he does any of these things but I don't think its natural for someone to spend 25 minutes taking a poop. I suspect there is another reason why he likes to sit on the potty for so long.
     
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  33. telephone

    telephone weird

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    He probably has one of those very unhealthy toilet addictions. They're worse than heroin, i hear.
     
    telephone, Nov 3, 2008
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  35. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    usually get in and get out

    but at school, my friends and i would go poop at the same time in different stalls. we would chat and discuss life haha, so that always lasted a bit longer
     
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  37. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

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    it takes longer than a couple minutes for me sometimes. like if i'm "firm" so to speak, it can sometimes take a while to evacuate all the contents. it all depends on how bad i had to poop before i sat down to do the deed.
     
    nakedtreehugger, Nov 3, 2008
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  39. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Agreed :ack2:

    And good lawd, your man is gonna have a gnarly case of the hemorrhoids if he keeps that up.
     
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