Poor White People

All ya'll have is jingle bell rock to dance to at Christmas

*continues to dance to Curtis Blow's Christmas Rap*

 

I can't even dance...just listeing to Paul McCartney "simply having a wonderful christmas time" over and over and crying

 

see what I mean? you need upbeat music at Christmas time

* sleigh ride by TLC plays in the background *

if ya can't shake your ass.....its just not Christmas

 

what? white people cant dance.

 

Yeah because white people can't listen to rap. It's strictly a black thing.

See that face in my sig?

 

Why haven't you?

 

Awww...did someone forget to get their diaper changed? It's making you cranky.

 

That's still just so witty after you've said it 500 times.

 

Listen to Brazillian music. I have this old record that Herb Alpert produced and it's cool. Latin music is great for Christmas.

 

Ahem. This should've been titled "Poor (lame) white people" some of us don't even like jingle bell rock

 

Oh yeah I almost forgot, (Don't say crap Colenzo) My mom has some pow wow music which is good for all occations.

 

take a deep breath

lift right arm

bend it as far behind you as possible


and please remove that stick from your butt.....Its Christmas, gracious

 

Oh no! You, the great Colenzo no longer think I'm okay. Please excuse me for a moment while I dry these tears from my eyes.

 

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My back hurts for real. (I feel like there is a rock sitting in the middle of it.) Anyway, I'm not into real Chritmas music that much. (I use to play it alot as a child.) I just want something with a good beat. I was listening to some bluegrass the other night. (That perks me up sometimes.) Mery Christmas

 

i'm a dork i actually like alot of christmas songs, i used to know how to sing silent night in german(i was in girls choir for like 5 years)

 

stereotyper


* sings along w/ Run DMC * "It's Christmas time in Hollis-Queens..."

 

thats what I'm talking about

 

Twisted Tunes by Bob Rivers(I think that's his name)

They've got "oh christmas tree" done solely on a chainsaw. Ummm "You got a new pair of skates I"m gonna break your legs" and a bunch of others

 

shdila nackt highliger nack ales shleft einsol vack
nur die troughter um heilige par.........
god i wish i could spell german words ( yeh and English as well !) i'm a multi-lingual iliterate you see...?
but you cant beat old blue eyes." have your self a merry little Christmas let the ule tide flow........"

its a shame nobody really gets into the charismas spirit in Greece ..

 

I don't like Jingle Bell Rock..

But if there's a P-Funk christmas album out there.. I'd buy it...

Dr. Funkenstein could turn the mothership into a sleigh... That'd be the shit!