Post a short stupid something about yourself.

You're gonna do it anyway so I'm making a thread about it.

I play strategy games while listening to 50s music.

I've also got a freckle on my penis and I don't know how it got there considering it's never seen the sun.

 

I beat the shit out of my material posessions when they don't work right.. In fact I just pounded the hell out of my 200 dollar laptop just a few minutes ago.. It doesn't work now, even though I didn't even leave a mark on it at all.

 

I only have one thing in m y pockets right now....a cell phone

 

my cd drawer on my laptop is missing...it kept opening on its own so one day a few months ago i just grabbed it and yanked it right out...

 

I got drunk and sat on my headphones and ruined my head phone jack. I can't listen to my music unless I like it sounding canned.

 

I talk in a low voice i hate to raise my voice

 

I am the only one I know who likes playing chess.

 

I've been in the mental hospital more then once

 

I went to detox after my wife died and nobody knew how to play chess so I taught about 6 people how to play and kicked their asses on a daily basis.

 

i also have a penis freckle. boner brothers!

 

i've also been in a mental hospital more than once..

I have a scrotum freckle, but not a weiner freckle

 

I like to dress preppy

 

I once broke my collar bone because I had a large cardboard box over my head which prevented me putting my arms out when i fell. Embarrassing.

 

i just took a dump and the crap was real thin.

 

i just took one and it ripped my asshole open

 

I told you to quit eating so much broken glass ...

 

I have a freckle on the tip of my penis i guess its like a birthmark or something

 

I have to wear all black for my new job, and I secretly feel really cool. Kinda like I am a covert Johnny Cash ;p

 

my phone received this treatment a few hours ago.. I knew you was my long lost brother.

 

I have a fatty tumor in my armpit.

It never bothers me except once, I got a really expensive bra as a gift from my mother and it pinched the tumor...it sucked cuz the bra made my boobies look so nice!