Post Something Insightful that You Thought Up at Some Point

Put some insightful one-liner or paragraph that you thought of while either intoxicated or sober, it doesn't matter.......and put it in quotes so it looks super cool! :2thumbsup:

"We are all just echoes of our past experiences"

 

This is my epic joke that's way ahead of it's time...

"A new reality show called "Maze in a haze" premieres where 4 contestants are guided blindfolded through a maze filled with ivy walls to the center where they are finally allowed to take their blindfolds off and see loads of cash before them. They are then guided blindfold back out through the maze. The 4 contestants each take a different psychedelic and have to navigate their way through the maze and the first to the center wins the money.

One contestant takes acid an hour before the start, one takes ecstasy 45 minutes before, one takes ketamine right at the start, and one takes mushrooms an hour prior to start.

The ketamine contestant takes an early lead but all of a sudden collapses to the ground and forgets what his objective is. 30 minutes later it comes to him but he is far behind at this point. The ecstasy contestant did well for awhile but she is stumbling a bit and can't make her mind up on which direction to go, she leans against a wall and starts rubbing up against the ivy and tries to figure out where to go next. The mushroom contestant keeps getting lost but backtracks when he needs to and is slowly finding his way. The acid contestant is clearly in the lead and he all but has the competition won when he takes a wrong turn dead end. As he looks at ivy on this wall it looks like poison ivy which he fell in growing up. All of a sudden this repressed memory makes him start panicking and he loses all concentration. The mushroom contestant takes the lead and ends up winning. The reporters afterwards asked for tips and strategies on how he found his way. All the reporters got out of the contestant is that he's won with nature."

 

You sir, are a genius.

 

“If we don’t embrace the experiences of today, then the memories of yesterday, will be remembered only, as wasted opportunities"
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"The laws of science state that energy is never lost nor created, simply transferred. Human interaction is merely a transaction of thoughts or ideas between all people. If we follow the laws of science then we can conclude that we are all merely one consciousness transferring energy within itself to its many separate parts."

 

"what if there was a tree that was a dEaler?he'd be all like 'nyah,coppers,you can't get me I'm a tree!'"

 

suck it trebek..

 

"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"

 

'there are two types of people in this world, and you can't define either of them'

 

"Karma is real, it just doesn't work in the way that most people think. If you're an asshole you won't die or break your leg, that would inconvenience the people around you who haven't done anything wrong. Instead you'll enjoy things less, your mind will be cluttered with bad thoughts all the time, you'll turn everyone you love away and you'll feel pain in all of it's forms, you must learn from your suffering."

 

Don't 'try to be', you already are.

 

sick sad cycle

 

As long as the quality of your smiles outweighs the quantity of your frowns, then your life hasn't been wasted.

 

"You don't need to save the world to make it a better place. Little things can make a huge difference. Be nice to someone and they will do the same to others and then those people will do the same as well. The world is a small place, you can change it with something as simple as a friendly smile"

 

Truth. Help one person to have a better day and the world is a better place, even if only for a short while.

 

"used to be you became a doc to help people, now its just because they make so much money. doctors, lawyers, bankers and politicians. all things that used to help people. no Atticus Finch, no Bailey Building and Loan Association, no Mr Smith Goes to Washington."

i guess im an idealist, i want things to work out and be fair for everyone. im not saying that should be enforced by government, i just think everyone should want that on their own! im an extremist, i want life to be good for everyone. extremist for good, for fairness, for standards and honesty.

 

Sasquatch is just Chewbacca visiting earth.

 

Sasquatch isn't old enough to be Chewbacca. Chewbacca lived a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.

 

never ever let who lets the dogs out play on the radio in a car full of kids

 

"Be who you want to be as an extension of who you already are."

interesting how giving other people advice gives you insight to your own issues.