prepaid envelopes

don't throw them out. you can send them all their own junk back to them or other bizarre stuff.

ive been using the postages paid return envelopes sent with credit card applications to send letters back to them. heres an idea of something to write to them...

Dear Friend;

Is it really satisfying spending your life trapped inside a cubicle? As you watch the clock carpal tunnel syndrome is hardening your tendons as the fat hardens in your arteries. Second by second you watch your life tick away, moments you will never get back. Is there not a better life than wasting away in an office block prison? Could you not be doing something more fulfilling or more productive? Make Music? Plant a garden? Travel the country or the world? Make new friends and find new lovers? Follow your dreams to their furthest ends?

The cities dull facade of concrete is cracking and the bright light of a new world is beginning to peek through. Lets let our dreams of escape become reality. Success exist not on top the social ladder but on the outside of the office door. I hope to see you in a better tomorrow.

Sincerely,

 

have you ever received a response?

 

nope, i don't offen include contact info when i send them stuff.

 

yeah...i would every once in awhile just to see if i would receive a response....

 

Great idea, I must just do that.

 

poop in the eenvelope !

 

ya that might work.. i was thinking of getting a huge box and filling it with stuff then tapeing one of those envelopes to it.. i wonder if it would reach its destination..

 

yeah me too,,, l get sick of all the addressed junk mail

 

Looks like I have a new hobby.

 

It's a Good one - been doing it for Years...

 

what if you crossed out the address and put a new address on? would that work or is that mail fraud?

 

Mail fraud. Also, you would need to block out all the bar codes on the envelope.

 

Ugh I hate all that crap. My mom says "hey you got some mail" and I get all excited, and then I see that they've spelled my name wrong and that they're offering me a credit card. Thanks mom, for getting my hopes up and then stepping on them! LOL

 

i've done that, it works some of the time. would prolly work better if i printed offcial looking stickers and put those over the other address.

 

Cut the front of the envelope off and put it on a box. Fill the box with bricks, or anyhitng heavy, and I think whoever it is delievered to will have to pay a lot of money. That's assuming that when I was told they pay for the weght, it was correct.

I have yet to try it, of course...

 

indeed, endless possibilites. muh haahn haa

 

my favorite is mailing a letter, but reversing the addresses, that way you can avoid the postage

 

That sounds like fun.

Fight the power Chaos!

More effort then I'm willing to put into it, but still seems like fun.

 

tape one to a brick.....

 

Man I should try this.....