Pretentious Nursery Rhymes.

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by bedlam, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn
    The sheep's in the meadow,
    The cow's in the corn...
    or
    Dimunutive child of cerulean hue,
    Come ullulate on your cornu
    The bovine woolmaker is now a-lea
    And the ruminant heifer is stealing barley.

    Mary had a little lamb,
    It's fleece was white as snow,
    And everywhere that Mary went,
    The lamb was sure to go
    or
    Mary had a callow sheep,
    With pellicule of niveous hue,
    Ubiquitous though Mary was,
    It was inured to pursue.

    To market, to market,
    To buy a fat pig,
    Home again, home again jiggetty-jig
    To market, to market,
    To buy a fat hog,
    Home again, home again, joggetty-jog
    or
    To indulge our preference for corpulent porkers,
    We travel where goods are presented by hawkers
    Then, jerkily bobbing along the hard road,
    We retreat to the peace of our native abode.
    To indulge our preference for corpulent boar,
    We employ the same method to that used before....
     
  2. EmbraceInnerPeaches

    EmbraceInnerPeaches Member

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    thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!
     

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