prostate exams are a conspiracy of gay doctors

anyone else agree?

 

I think its just a way of doctors playing a horrible joke on us for them enduring all the years off med school. I dont want prostate cancer or colon cancer, but ill never get a test done.

 

"Hey Doc, you using the whole fist or what?"

-Fletch

 

you're 17, sure by the time your 50, there will be new technology and no will be sticking a finger up your butt, at least i hope it was the doctor's finger, sure seemed to have it in a long time and moved it back and forth quite a bit and then he started making these grunting sounds

 

dirty.

 

Did he buy you a drink first?

 

is it worse than the gyno?

 

dave's doctor is incredibly hot and sexy. i have no problem getting him to go to the doctor anymore. she has warm hands and smells really nice, too.

 

does he ask for a prostate exam every time he goes to the doctor?

 

I did think the leather was a bit overboard.

 

massaging the prostate is good for keeping it healthy and cancer free.

 

they made a family guy about this

 

Ask my dad who died from colon cancer.

 

I always feel paranoid my gyno's a lesbian abusing me.

I guess men have every right to feel their prostate examinator is gay.

 

what worried me was the plexiglass sword on the wall with the inscription "lord high exicutioner proctologist".

=^^=
.../\...

 

If you don't like the test, don't get it done.
But prostate cancer is not a nice way to go. I'll be getting the test at 50.

 

Well I have a few years to go but I am kinda looking to drop dead before that come up so I can spar myself the fun.

 

yupper. and if you get really good at it, the sheer size of the loads makes sure it's cleared completely regularly.

dave goes for a physical twice a year now.

 

That's hot.

I get one annually. The doc sends me Xmas cards but he never calls

 

that pig!!

my friend's mother died of colon cancer. it was long and brutal.