Prostitutes

I have friends that have been to Amsterdam and they've had sex with the prostitutes there. I couldn't understand how they could do this knowing all the scum of the Earth have hit that 24/7, all week long and 365 days a year (including bank holidays and Xmas.. wow). They always say that the whores are beautiful and I wouldn't believe it. Well I always thought they were forced into it or something. Like theres some nasty pimp that pretended to be her b/f and forced her into it. Apparently a percentage are in that actual situation and thats a HUGE turn off. I couldn't do a girl that didn't actually want me. It's like rape to me. A majority of them are said to be self employed and want your money.
























I might pay for a good blow job.. if she had a nice face and all. I just don't think I could blow my load in 15 minutes with a Johnny on

 

My friend went to Las vegas a few months back


..and licked a hookers pussy :biggrin:

I did not think anyone did that

 

OMFG!!1

 

I was at a conference last week that said about 90% of prostitutes in amsterdam are illegal immigrants- thus have pretty much no rights, and many are in that situation due to sexual traffiking. I don't really have a lot of beef with woman who are just happy fucking for money, but most of the time it is woman in states of extreme poverty forced into it by rather desperation, manipulation, or physical force...

 

90%!!

Thats horrid. If only I could filter out that 10%

 

I've never had a hooker, but I'm not against it at all.

 

I've never had a hooker. I really hope that one of my friends gets one at some point... because that would give me enough material to work with for years.


There was a guy in my highschool in Honduras who everyone thought was gay, but he denied it. One day we got him a hooker so that he'd prove that he wasn't gay. He couldn't fuck her and started crying.

Not a very accepting culture, the Honduran one.

 

You people are prudes.

 

I'm a certified bastard... I also do childrens parties

 

Back in April I had a girl try to fuck me for gas.



That's not a true story, but it's one I want to be repeated.

 

I've chimed in on this a few times, my cousin was a whore, as well as one of my great grandmothers.

it'd be weird to relieve myself of ones services.

 

EWW. Eww is all I was thinking when reading this.

 

What? Are you a vegetarian? Is meat a no go?

 

I like meat and I like penis.

Prostitutes gross me out.

 

Gary that is the grossest story I ever heard...

 

:ack2: uke:

 

Straight STD Express

 

I can't understand why any man would stick his most treasured appendage into a hole that could make it fall off...

 

people who dislike prostitutes on principle belong in a gas chamber.

 

Obviously.. but if a guy is in Amsterdam and has the ability to deliver throat yoghurt (AKA a protein milkshake) to a beautiful girl (awhile high on THC laced skunk)for 20.00 to 30.00 would he really pass that up? He'd spend than that buying a regular girl drinks with a possible fail







(Yes, I'm going straight to hell )