Pussy farts are pretty cool.

Does that happen to anybody else?

I always get some twat gas when I have sex. Or hell, even get fingered kinda rough.

It's probably the funniest thing ever.

So.. to queef or not to queef?

 

Pussy farts are great! It lightens the mood to a completely comedic and playful event. All should welcome it.

 

God save the Queef!!!

 

LMAO majorly

 

I always thought they were called queebs...I was probably just high and couldn't hear it right though.... But I couldve sworn it was queeb since it rhymes with dweeb which are dick farts.


I dunno.... I get really confused.

 

my dick has never farted, does this happen when you get older?

 

Oh God this gets better. Dick farts? Wait, am i really that ignorant. Dicks can fart?

ahahahaha

The worlds crazy

 

One of my best guy friends told me about this chick he was fucking for a while. He said everytime they had sex, she queefed, a lot. At first, he was a little weirded out but eventually dealt with it. After they broke up, she told him that she was actually farting during sex and was too embaressed to admit it. She said she has some gas problems and sometimes during rough sex, she couldn't control it.

Sorry, whenever people bring up queefs, I can't help but think about my poor friend Jon.

As for me, the first time it ever happened, I was really confused. Eventually, I found out what was going on and it usually only happens when we break out the fancy, shmancy, stand-on-your-head-and-lick-your-toes positions.

 

I'm a fat man, I fart A LOT. I have yet to expel gas from my wang, though...


No even sure how you'd get air in...bicycle pump?


Oh yeah...queefs, pussy farts, wahtever...it's all good.

 

I've always wondered how it's possible for a schlong to fart.

I think it's just one of those weird urban legends.

I hope somebody proves me wrong.

 

i've never done it during sex. but sometimes if i dont masterbate or have any other kind of sexual contact for a while, i'll get them during really awkward times, like walking down the stairs, or moving my legs in the middle of class. so not fun lol

 

ew. queefs are gross.

 

i have NEVER heard of a dick fart before...lmao

 

I hate vagina farts, it just happens when like.. well mainly guy behind you positions. And I hate it. My boyfriend thinks they're funny though.

 

Well, that bastard must have lied to me telling me that dicks farted ... And its been about 10 years now that I have thought dweebs were more then just a nerd.

 

Well, penises DO make SOME sounds. I don't really know if they can be considered as "farts" per se, however. The sounds are very subtle, and it happens when the penis is moist, either from pre-cum, cum, or vaginal juices...or any combination of those three. A bit of air, however small amount, DOES go in there from time to time.

 

Next time I give head, I'm gonna blow into it and see if it blows a raspberry at me.

 

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats funny shit!

 

toolmaggot nice sig is that your ass canal?

 

You bet.