Put the cookies on the cookie sheet...

put the cookies into the overn. pack a bowl. smoke a bowl.
and voila!
cookies are done

i love you pilsbury, none of this mixing ingredients together shit.

just instacookie.

with halloween coloured chocolate chips!

i thought you all should know.

 

haha you're a very unique character you should be proud.

 

speaking of unique, where's johnnystillcantread, i havent read any of his stories in awhile.

And ya, pillsbury is pretty much the greatest baked goods company ever.

 

go cookies
go weed
you're great.

 

Haha everyone is so happy I love it. Is anybody else smiling out there despite the rain and the incessant violence and hunger? Life is better than cookies themselves lol

 

COOOKKKIES.
I love taking the Pillsbury pre-made and just spreading it out on a pan and making one giant cookie.
YUMMMMMMM

 

OOOOOO... i bought a roll of that stuff the other day. Didnt make cookies though, just ate the whole log of dough rough. MMMMMM

 

Ah be so grateful for food, its so wonderful that we get to eat it without risking our lives. We are animals because of food, sumptuous food. Imagine being without food. You don't want that right? Well then you have to either grow your own or make money to buy some. At my current state I choose to make money and buy food but five years from now I think I'll be growing or finding my own. Money stirs the soul into a rage. When I was young money meant nothing and right now it needs to mean nothing. Money truely is the root of all evil and I would really like to leave it out of my life.

 

bingo!

 

yeah, i'm pretty weird and i think it's funny as hell.

big cookies are funny too. because cookies should be 3 bites big and anything bigger is just out of the ordinary, hence making it funny.

 

Haha yeah you can't really beat a good 'ol pancake sized cookie. OO random memory haha. Do you remember being young, and at the grocery store they would have those huge chocolate chip cookies that came individually wrapped? I rememebered eating one of those was like dying and going to heaven. Ah that memory made my day complete...

 

oh man, that reminds me of the cookies at my high school. the big cookie. it took up the whole plate (average sized paper/styro/whatever cafeteria plates). it was sooo good and always warm and sooooo big. it was like a meal. then our school got all healthy and apparantly now only sell small ass oatmeal cookies.

boo.

 

I like to make a ton of little tiny cookies, it makes me feel like I accomplished more. Then I get to toss them in the air and catch them. gotta watch them in the oven though they burn fast.

 

Yeah boo healthy school food, I'm old enough to know what I eat! All my friends are older than me, so I've gotten used to freedom and I loved it. Just cuz I'm in high school doesn't mean I'm as dependent as everyone else. I could easily support myself and do it well, so why can't i choose what i eat. They'll say, well we are justing limiting the choices so the temptation isn't there. What gives you the right to block off happiness from me! /overly complex rant





...and fall out boy is shit...

 

agreed X 1000

 

Ah well then you are a friend of mine! What ails you?

 

I experimented with this last night. I came home to a plate of freshly baked Chocolate chip cookies. I found out that I am a 4 bite cookie eater.

 

Just thought you all should know my day is off to a great start thanks to you all. So far I have smoked, made coffee, got out a plate, put down four cookies, put ice cream on them and topped them with COOKIES!!! Mmm... and there chocolate chip too! Thanks!

 

Haha well you deserve it! Enjoy your day roger roger

 

I like just making a ton of tiny ones. Then they get really crispy.