Questions about prostitutes...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by redyelruc, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Would you rather be in a long-term, monogamous(for you anyway) relationship with a prostitute OR be a prostitute yourself?

    Oh yeah, and why?
     
  2. Geonagual

    Geonagual Member

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    great question..haha

    and I have been to Pattaya Beach

    go for the long term, marry her and bring her to America

    edit: j/k..I would go for neither..
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    neither. scary emotional baggage there. painful.
     
  4. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    You can't choose neither. That wasn't an option.

    Personally, I'd probably choose to be a prostitute. I don't know if my ego could handle the nagging doubts that she maybe enjoyed some of her customers, or whether I could be sure that she was being safe all the time.

    Plus I'm pretty sure my tight little ass would make a fortune, for a while anyway.
     
  5. Geonagual

    Geonagual Member

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    you could be a benny boy..haha..since your in Thailand, I am sure you know what that is..
     
  6. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    I'd be a gigolo to luxurious, hot, rich bitches.
     
  7. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Ha...this is the weirdest question ever.

    I would definitely rather be a prostitute, but then I have fantasies about that anyway. Something about being objectified and totally used for sex like that is kindof hot.
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    What if you're already a prostitute?
     
  9. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I will humbly volunteer myself for you to try out this fantasy. I hope you are cheap.:)
     
  10. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Would you give up the money-making lifestyle for a monogomous relationship with a man?
     
  11. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I was stabbed by a prostitute. I have absolutely no respect for them, they're dirty, trashy.. fucking.. mental.. they fuck to fuck.. and I mean there are rich whores who are careful use condoms and stuff.. but.. and there's professional whores in some countries.. and women do what they want with their bodies really.. but.. fucking herpes.. yeast infections.. fucking a buncha disgusting guys often old and.. eww they gross me out. sorry for all the prostitutes out there.. maybe it's not your fault, but your pimp's, and maybe you're independant and just need the $$$$.. but you're gross.
     
  12. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    So, which do you choose?
     
  13. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    hahaha.. be with a whore and catch some nasty shit? or be one and catch some nasty shit? neither, I like being beautiful, clean, fuck well and only pretty people.

    * edit: fuck passionately, I meant, not like an organic fucking machine that smells like yeast infection because of too frequent sex with nasty strangers.
     
  14. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Lol...you're such a good friend, Red. Of course I'd be cheap! If I'm going to fantasize about being a hooker, it's hotter to be a cheap one.
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Give up my precious coins and tin cans I make for a man... Hmmm, this is a conundrum...
     
  16. MollyBoston

    MollyBoston Fluffer

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    Oh - Penny: Yeah, the reality of prostitution's kinda not hot at all, huh? In my fantasy there are never any drugs, stabbings, diseases or violent pimps involved.

    My fantasy world is full of sparkles and sunshine and safe, kinky sex.
     
  17. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    hahaha that's definitely not the reality..
     
  18. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    besides, I'm sorry but people who pay to have sex are pathetic ugly people who are socially inept or just too ugly to get a decent lay without.. paying for it anyway

    I'm sorry I was stabbed by a prostitute, I may be bitter but I also know I'm right
     
  19. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    I disagree about the ugliness issue. Some people use prostitutes to do things they otherwise would not do with their wives.

    I'm really sorry you were stabbed, but if you were stabbed by a doctor or an Indian, would you hate all doctors or Indians? And if you did, how would you feel about an Indian doctor?:)
     
  20. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    nah I already was grossed-out by whores before being stabbed by one cause she felt threatened (obviously)

    I think people need to get better wives that's what it is
     
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