R.I.P. Black Betty

My fucking FAVORITE and ONLY bong that I just got a couple months ago just got fucking broken. My brother is a drunk fucking retard and knocked it off of the table when he went to move. I wasn't even there, thank god I wasn't.. I would have beat his ass so hard. Mann that bong was fucking nice.

I guess I'm going to have a proper burial for it tomorrow
I seriously had tears in my eyes when he told me what happened haha

 

wo-oh black betty.

damn that sucks.

 

very sorry to hear...its never fun when a piece breaks

 

Bam a Lam indeed

 

may she rest in pieces

 

Aww that sucks.I'm sorry to hear that

If I were your brother, I'd stay away from you for a while :tongue:
Is he gonna get you a new one?

 

At least you have someone to blame for breaking the piece.
It's nice to not only have yourself to be pissed at for breaking the piece.

Either way, sorry to hear

 

RIP black betty

 

He was drunk...

 

Another pro for smoking spliffs, spliffs don't smash. Anyway, my thoughts are with Black Betty's family and friends.

 

aw damn! well now you can get a new one!
at least it was an accident, right?

 

I can relate. I just bought a bong and never got a chance to smoke it before I broke it. I will pass on the poem written by theacidpulp.

Join Hands in Prayer and say it together now.

Now i lay me down to toke
lord, fill the chamber up with smoke
if i should die before i wake
i pray the lord i'm high or baked
because being high is great
amen.

 

Aw that sucks big time Sara! Is your bro offering to help replace the piece at least?

 

thats an incredible poem

 

I am so sorry

 

Thanks guys!! Haha.. I'm not as upset as I was last night, but I sure am gonna miss her.
My brother probably isn't gonna get me a new one, he offered me his, but I don't want it haha.
Either today, or really soon I'm gonna go to the head shop and buy another piece.

 

Rip in peace black betty

 

Oh, AND I can't even have a proper burial for her!!!
I asked where she was, and if I could glue her back together, and my brother said he was in such a panic last night when he broke it that he threw it across the creek into the woods!!

So now her body's just layin in the woods somewhere, probably shattered into more pieces!

 

Lol, omg that just makes it worse.

 

I know.. I feel like I want to go over there and look for her to see if she's only in 2 pieces.
But I'm afraid that she's like completely shattered or something haha. I don't wanna see that.