Raccoon!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Enraged Angel, Sep 16, 2008.

  1. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    There is a flipping raccoon in my house!

    He snuck in last night, hid during the day and animal control couldn't find him... and when I came home I found little paw prints on my kitchen table. I'm 99.9 percent sure it's a raccoon, but he is surprisingly tidy. I almost want to keep him and name him Ricky, the Raccoon or Kitty, that'd work too.

    :cool:
     
  2. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    bitey is a great name!
     
  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Sounds like someone’s got themselves a coon skin hat for the approaching winter :cheers2:




    Hotwater
     
  4. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    They will totally mess the place more than it probably is......you should call him ....Babie Rabie
     
  5. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    :eek:

    Depends on if he tries to bite me, if he tires... off with his head! :D
     
  6. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Are you sure that raccoon is not a cocaine addict using your glass TV stand to do lines?:p
     
  7. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    This thread feels like the final clue in a Famous Five book.
     
  8. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:D
     
  9. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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    A pet raccoon would be freaking awesome. He'd be messy as all shit though, so i think it would be a better frat house pet then a home trained pet.
     
  10. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I'm sure. 1) I don't think he/she's tall enough 2) he wasn't here when that happen 3) if he was I'd be either rich or missing a lot of furniture and etc.:D


    I'm suprised, I still haven't seen him, and he hasn't tore anything up. Cearal boxes and etc. I don't know what he/she's up to... but he must be an intelligent breed of raccoon. :confused:
     
  11. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    Haven't heard of that book.... :(
     
  12. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    I saw a picture of a woman making out with a raccoon once.....
     
  13. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I wish the Mystery Van would pull up, if anyone could solve this it would be Scooby Doo and the gang. :(
     
  14. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    That's odd. I'm not sure what to think of that. :confused:
     
  15. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    neither was I.... just seemed the thing to mention in a thread about raccoons...
     
  16. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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  17. Enraged Angel

    Enraged Angel Banned

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    I may be

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    That would be awesome.
     
  18. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    :(I've never seen a real raccoon.
     
  19. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

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    only time I saw any in person, it was a group of three, the fuckers were huge.
     
  20. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    a raccoon family used to come eat out of our compost pile. one night they were all up in the tree looking down at us. them watching us watching them. :rolleyes:
     
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