"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter." --A Clockwork Orange "In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me." --Trainspotting Lolita: "Do you always shave twice a day?" Humbert: "Yes, of course, because all the best people shave twice a day." --Lolita "That damn airline better not fuck us on the shingle match." --Donnie Darko "Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?" --Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"Look out the window. And doesn't this remind you of when you were in the boat, and then later than night, you were lying, looking up at the ceiling, and the water in your head was not dissimilar from the landscape...And you thinked to yourself: Why is it that the landscape is moving, but... the boat is still..." (Dead Man)
"Imagine how many people out there are fuckin' right now man, just goin' at it. " "George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man." -Dazed and Confused " Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen. " -Fast times at Ridgemont High
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
"You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world. " -Forest Gump
"Fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom." Braveheart
Look at that park down there! Just think of how many loves lost and found, how many first kisses kissed, how many Frisbees lost and just remember that is your park my friend and you've got your whole life to walk though it. - down to you Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.- Austin Powers I see dead people - the sixth sense :H *lets go of the keyboard*
"There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." - Jules Pulp Fiction
"What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle..." (Vincent)
Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have? Mitch: Four. Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there. & Wooderson: Yeah. Not to worry. There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak. It's out at the Moon Tower, full kegs, everybody's going to be there, you ought to go. & Wooderson: The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin', man. L-I-V-I-N. ...and the whole dazed and confused movie.