Random Poem - The Worlds longest collective work!?

OK OK... not sure if this will work but I shall lay some simple rules and see how long they get followed for...

The poem starts with 6 words that I shall type, while the thread is on page one you can only enter one word to follow on from it, once on page two you enter upto 2 words per post, page three you can enter between 1 & 3 words per post, between 1 & 4 on page 4 etc etc and so on... (feel free to add commas etc)

Not sure if this will really work or not, but here goes....

The Poem starts here
Was she aware of what was...

 

... ...

 

touching...fuck your post went before mine

 

since

 

I

 

fucked

 

them

 

under

 

hey mr.mojo? i like the idea of this...but this is going waaaay to slow. I have an idea that i think will make this a whole random poem thing alot better, if its ok with you.

 

blankets

 

with an

 

old electric

 

moose that

 

has many

 

Razor sharp

 

devices for

 

pouring yummy

 

porridge like

 

concoctions that

 

explode into