*** Randomfest 2008 ***

It's a contest. If you know me at all, then you already know how to play. Your post must be as random and original as possible. It should make no sense whatsoever, and leave people confused and rolling on the floor in an epilectic fit.

Just say whatever the hell comes to mind, or doesn't, or whatever. I'll begin:

I like radishes and PacMan

 

This is a ripoff thread.

 

pippy long stocking makes me hard

 

Buy my new video today. Ricky Martin is a Cinnabon worker.

 

my viral infection tried to purchase my asian son's empire state building for a tax day gift, but it couldn't afford the price of 1000 cow anuses. therefore, the soviets have a pimple on their left eyelid that tastes excellent in a pot pie

 

If you fed eggs to chickens they would produce candles

 

if you fed (love n it) candles he would shit chickens

 

Now I'm hungry for candles...
& chicken !

It's time to start drinking

 

my best friend makes fun of my mom, and i'll just laugh along, but secretely, I feel bad for laughing along, because I really love my mom.

true shit :H

 

My floor is furry.

 

My furr is floory

 

kiss my grits mel!

 

I was dancing on the wings of a weasel when a post-it note blinded me and I fell into a camel toe

 

If your farts smell like maple syrup, you are probably leaking anti freeze

 

be careful! the floor is jello. why do the walls keep moving away?

anyone who has taken too much benadryll could fill this thread easily and still feel like they were talking sense.

 

My eggs are staring at me. Make them go away.

 

I reckon Dolly Parton could kick the shit outta Willie Nelson.

 

Do not trust cross dressing pandas. They know.

 

the lying yellow dog flower peddle was hit in homerun fashion to the glass of milk

 

my room is a mess but I cannot remember what I did last night and somehow when I read myself it kinda makes sense how I've taken the decisions I have taken recently, cause, you know, my nose is a bit irritated