real

are you real?

 

About as real as my friend Harvey. *Hugs Harvey*

 

I thought I was. Now I've read this thread and the question has made my life lose all meaning.

I'm going to throw myself into the ocean. Good night, sweet forum.

 

Don't do it Lode!


Throw yourself into a shallow pool first to make sure the whole water thing works for you.

If it doesn't I suggest the Hemmingway way.

 

of course I am

 

*hugs Harvey even tighter because it just seems like the thing to do in this kinda situation*

 

Hemmingway died of AIDS.

 

Takes Pliers In Right Hand, Pinches Fold Of Loose Skin*not fat* In The Left Hand,

Places Fold Of Skin In Pliers And Sqeezes Tightly....

OWWWWWWWWWW.....:bigcry:

I'm Real....



Cheers Glen.

 

That was Michael Jackson.

 

the use of smilies lets me know that this post wasn't made in real time.

 

no. but the difference is insignificant.

 

yes. you're not though.

 

Yes, but did you know that reality is a crutch for those who can't handle drugs?...;-D

 

Significantly different?

 

I think I am

 

No, you are not!....

 

hell no.

 

too real.

 

I'm going to spare y'all my 2x 4 theory. This time.