reasons to date...

Top 10 Reasons to Date a Drummer:
1. Our coordination is incredible.
2. We can keep any tempo you want.
3. No matter what speed we go, we can make it good.
4. No matter how tired we are, we always finish the job.
5. We can follow the lead, or take it.
6. We love to bang.
7. No objections to performing in front of an audience.
8. We know how to handle our sticks.
9. We know the best spots to hit.
10. By the time we’re done, you’ll be cheering for more.



can anyone come up with the top 10 reasons to date a bass player?
major props if you can

 

Can't because they screw like they play, slow and boring.

 

Top 10 reasons to date a bassist:

1. We arn't intelligent enough to use 6 strings.
2. We are good with our fingers.
3. We're more like the drummer, but less drool and less cock as a guitarist.
4. We can solo, but with the retardedness of a drummer and the arrogance of a guitarist.

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There's 4.:tongue:

 

Drummers suck, sometimes.

Hard.

 

Drummers are always the assholes.
But, they're always sexy.

 

drummers are normally the cocky ones, not all though

bass players are the groovies cats around

 

I don't know why. My English teacher is a drummer... haha, but he's not cliche.

 

oooo.3.4.6.9 are my favorites.


Ive always thought drummers were hella hot. the closest ive come is the lead singer :\

 

hey damnit I'm a drummer!

haha

umm bass players....

i dunno I just love bass, you could say somethign about songs are naked without a good bass line or somethin I dunno nevermind bad idea

 

I've dated bassists, drummers, guitarists (lead and rhythm), sax and trumpet players... and i will concure that every one has their own particular talents... infact my sweet, wonderful hubby ( who actually sold his amp to pay for my engagement ring ... awwww:& ) plays bass, rhythm, lead and sax! talk about those nimble fingers!

 

I'm a bass player.

Because we're all crazy and we love to do it funky.