Reasons why condoms suck...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by dudeman99, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. dudeman99

    dudeman99 Member

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    Its like taking a shower with a rain coat on,
    Its like suckin a titty through a sweater,
    Its like dipping your tongue in wax before eating you fav meal.

    Why did some dude have sex with a monkey and start STD's?
    WHYYYY?
     
  2. redyelruc

    redyelruc The Yard Man

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    Cos some monkeys are hot.
     
  3. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    I agree, I like doing it more without condoms. I really should use them more often.
     
  4. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    It's like having sex without impregnating someone...
     
  5. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    or like not getting an STD. Lame, basically.
     
  6. Shellybelle7

    Shellybelle7 Member

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    Hey Mitten Kitten! :)

    As much as I do not like the idea of getting pregnant right now, the main reason, I do not like condoms is becasue they are unnatural. I don't have to worry about getting pregnant though, because I am not sexually active. LOL
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    pfft, condoms are so 80's... Are people still using them, get with the times...
    The new things is filling a latex glove with listerine and wearing that, gosh, you people are so stuck in the old days...
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    they don't do a whole lot of good for a hard on that gets long without getting fatter.

    but then i've only had sex with people i knew their sexual history REALLY well, and would have been more then willing to be a responsible father to any resault if there had been.

    which as far as i know, there never was.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  9. Jimmy P

    Jimmy P bastion of awesomeness

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    to hell with condoms. I only use them if it's a girl I know, because if she ends up preggers she'd be able to track me down. I like to spread my seed and not know if I've got little bastard Jimmies running around.
     
  10. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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