redundant suicide thread, v.2

so, we've seen the latest "is suicide okay?" thread today.

how about "if you were going to commit suicide, how would you do it?"
sure, both have been done time and again, but why have one and not the other?

i'll start...

i'd want a mask with a continuous feed of nearly pure nitrous oxide. seems like it would be a rather nice and painless way to go. at first it would be really pleasant, just like getting the gas at the dentist. plus i'd pass out a few minutes before actual death, and i'd likely be content enough i'd not feel much of any discomfort. it also wouldnt leave a big traumatic mess behind for someone to clean find/clean up.

 

This really was done not too long ago.

...and as I've said before...

Suicide by cop after taking as many innocents down as I can.

Or harakiri.

 

Hit by a train/bus/lorry.

 

yeah, i know, but i find it hard to believe that the other was done much longer ago.

 

exactly, by a cop here, by giving off justice

start making a list of evil people and kill them and you will inevitably kill yourself while doing good.

and no i didnt read the other thread, though.

 

OD on drugs.

 

Imagines, Jaitaiyai in a Scotish bedsit with a dirty needle in her arm.

 

If I was planning on commiting suicide I would just rob a bank first.

If I got away with it I wouldn't kill myself because I'd be rich. If the cops came I'd gun down every person in sight and then kill myself.

Hell yeah.

 

i want to die in battle against a team of rabid raccoons.

 

Scottish? Needle?

I was thinking of swallowing some pills.



Or snorting something.

 

nitrous would be way less painful, and a lot more reliable (working by asphyxiation rather than bodily damage from the drug - but it still has drug effects)

 

But the most important detail here, is it cool?

 

a classic cut of the veins. i have heard it is greatly painful. but pain makes you feel alive, so it`s going be very ironic that i will feel extremely alive in the moment of my death.
this i will do if i have no gun. if i have a gun i will blow my head off. it will be fast and i guess i will die in a second

 

taking too much morphine then jumping of a cliff into the ocean.

 

Imagine if you jumped off a cliff and then halfway down you decided you wanted to live, damn that would suck.

I should write a song about that.....

 

Hot oven full of liquid mercury.... Open and inhale....

 

But on the plus side it wouldn't suck for long!

 

Guess that's what one gets for being indecisive.

The good news is, if you were going to regret chickening out, you don't get a choice in the matter.

 

a drug cocktail. if i really wanted to end it, i dont think i would ever consider making a show of it.

 

Only If you get 30 other likeminded people to take the cocktail with you, then you’ve reached celebrity status and your name will be remembered for all time :cheers2:


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