Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Rubs Tom Brady's balls

 

has a secret life as a teletubby

 

And he knows.... Being the other 3!

 

Is really a turtle that has learned to use the internet

 

Rides his bicycle without a saddle.

 

Is captain of the S.S. Sea Penis

 

Dresses like a Jedi to get free beer on Jedi's night at the local pub.

 

Uses the name his wife made him familiar with, when buying new trousers...heehee

 

Let's her belly hang out when she's drank too much beer.

 

Has 12 fingers.

 

has a sign on front window at house that says "sheep will eat you, warning!"

 

Has a third nipple on his thigh

 

is really a 10,000 year old flower

 

Has a short enough memory to perpetually give credit to his name.

 

Must have a big heart to pump blood via that long neck to his brain.

 

Is partial to seeing water drain clockwise, but partially makes up for it by partiality to time moving counter-clockwise.

 

Has nude photos of Carl Sagan

 

Wants nude photos of Jeb Bush.

 

Doesn't realize that I have more nude photos of Jeb Bush than I know what to do with

 

Is my identical twin