Replacement "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" game

Stores all her pens in a fridge in case they burst because she thinks the ink inside is satan's blood.

 

You now live inside a giant, inside-out zebra, and it's crippling your social life and ruining internet access. It also makes snorfling noises when you're trying to sleep.

 

You really need to get out of your cave more...

 

Has spent half his life trying to learn how to snorfle.

 

Spends too much time under the influence.

 

Likes English tea, but insists it tastes better in England!

 

plants flowers on top of old cars.

 

Eats bananas in the back of trashed cars.

 

read harmony in a dictionary once

 

Regarded as the dog whisperer, because he whispers in dogs ears.

 

Makes early morning Morrow moaning sounds daily.

 

Is constantly flushing the loo.. says the sound of running water is good for relaxation..

 

Locks men in her wardrobe with all her frilly sweet smelling lingerie.

 

Plays croquet on rainy nights alone in the back yard

 

eats fruit cake every full moon

 

Is on an all banana diet.

 

thinks the earth is flat

 

Has banana trees growing in their basement.

 

Broke into NASA and stole coveted moon pictures taken by the Hubble telescope. Feds busted him with ease because he used the picture for his hf avatar.