Research Chem: C12-H22-O11

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Appaloosa, Apr 27, 2010.

  1. Appaloosa

    Appaloosa Member

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    I was raised by really strict parents. They didn't allow drugs or drinking in their house. Every day was the same drudgery and stark, cold reality of life and work at home and they didn't know what it meant to "break on through to the other side". That's why I wanted to try one of these Research Chemicals I had been reading about.

    I heard about an RC called C12-H22-O11, but after reading the Scam Sources Thread, I didn't want to risk being ripped off or having it seized by Customs. Plus, I didn't want it cut with any impurities. I called a taxi. Cab drivers always know where the best drugs are. As he drove me downtown, he told me the drug comes in several forms including powder, rock, crystal, etc. and goes by the street name "sugar". He dropped me off near a group of hookers. I gave him a $50 tip for his troubles. I asked one of the hookers where I could find some "sugar" and she started getting freaky. Then I said you know, C12-H22-O11... Then I gave her $50.

    Later that night she led me to a tea house. Each table had pre-measured doses of the pure chemical sitting right on top. The drug itself was free for the taking, and you only had to pay for your tea and food. I ordered my companion and I two hot teas. We emptied several packets each of the drug into our drinks and had a sip. It was very pleasant; not as sweet as honey, but still great - I had been missing out on this all my life. My companion began emptying packets into her mouth straight, and soon I was doing the same. In about 15-20 minutes the chemical had reached our bloodstreams and we felt more alive, and had more energy. We talked for hours. The comedown was rough, but we went to the baking section of grocery store early the next morning and bought a kilo.

    My only fear is that if the government bans or over-taxes it, users will just turn to more powerful synthetic alternatives like Equal or the God-awful Sweet-N-Low.
     
  2. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    sounds like some potent shit.
     
  3. guerillabedlam

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkYWb6K-oY"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RkYWb6K-oY
     
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