Well I am going to start considering it - because it would explain a lot of other things that I have been wondering about. Cheers!
Hello! I had a no brainer job today so I had lots of time to think about this rhino and unicorn thing. I now believe that at one time there were no rhino’s in the world but there were millions of unicorns. And the unicorns all lived happily in the forests and they all worked together at their family business which was an over night courier service. Until the day that their food source ( doe doe birds) went extinct. So the unicorns wondered into the city and started dinning at fast food chains. After a few generations the unicorns really started packing on the pounds so they started to take walks in the park for exercise. Until the day that they ran into Edgar Winter and he pointed at them and said to his group, “hey everybody look at the white trash!” That really hurt the unicorn’s feelings but they just kept walking because they didn’t want any problems. After awhile one unicorn said – maybe that guy was right – look at us we had to sell the family business so we could wonder around and dine at fast food chains – I haven’t had a bath in years and I’m getting sick of it! Why don’t we make something of our self’s again? So the unicorns changed their name to rhino then started a rumor that their horns were of great value – got their self’s on the endangered species list and went back to the forest. And that’s why you never see a unicorn to this very day. Cheers!
I forgot to mention that on the way back to the forest the rhino’s bumped into Edgar Winters and he felt bad for hurting their feelings. So he invited the rhinos back to the trailer and eventually he and his group broke out the instruments and started playing Tobacco Road. When the song was over the rhino’s noticed their hearts were full of pride and they no longer cared if - they were a unicorn or if they were a rhino. They knew they were white trash and they partied like it was 1999 or something. Cheers!
Oh my god a valid explanation!! I did not expect that sir! Kudos and Bravo! everyone cheer this person immediatly for one of the great mysteries of the world has been solved!!!
JonnyStillCantRead I love your post i think everyone should do stuff like that..it was very entertaining to read your story. It made me laugh and don't you need to laugh like once a day to feel happy? i know i do..sometimes more ^_^
