Richard Hammond

Dammmit I had a dream about him last night and now I just can't get the guy out of my head. I've even managed to convince myself I fancy him. I hate my dreams.

 

Does anyone know who Richard Hammond is?

 

that short nippy top gear bloke?

 

cheeky-chappy

 

Yes, him. I never thought anything of him before. I wish I didn't have dreams.

 

Phew... I thought you were talking about the character out of Jurassic Park... the one played by Richard Attenborough... that would have been an extremely weird dream...


Fly...

 

ooooooooo he's gorgeous

 

Oh what a dream boat...

 

You see? I have convinced myself I am in love and now I'm packing my bags to return to the UK to find him. I need another plan though to get rid of his wife and kids.....

 

One look at you DuskBreeze and he WILL leave his wife and kids.. you don't need a plan.. just a bit of lip gloss.

 

**sigh** if only that were true. It did make me smile though, despite feeling a bit poorly today <<cough cough>>

 

aww poor you.. glad it put a smile on your face.

 

Just booked my plane ticket.

 

Is it a 'return ticket' ?.

 

Yes but I'll be there a while. I'll be landing at East Midlands Airport.

 

Really..


*Books Taxi*
*Books hotel room*
*Orders champagne*


What ! these are for you and him...

 

But I was coming to see you.

 

Sorry

*Asks mate for a lift*
*Books B+B*
*Orders pie and chips*

Yeah those other things were for you and him.. the above is for you and me..

 

Um. ok. Well my flight isn't actually until 24th December.
But that's totally serious. I have just booked a flight to EMA. It was the cheapest I could find. Easyjet of course. How sophisticated am I?

 

hahahahahahaha you one crazy lady.. speaking about 3 different things all at the same time hahahaha