Role Playing Games.

OK, A friend of mine just told me he's enrolled in a roll playing game... i think it's like dungeons and dragons.

Does anyone else partake in these kind of games... cos the idea of them scares me a little to be honest with ya.

Am I missing out on something, or are they as sad as they sound?

With an Open Mind.... Clairexxx

 

A group of my friends at school used to play Dungeons and Dragons ... I never understood what the hell was going on, it all looked disturbingly geeky, the kind of thing done by sweaty youths in a bid to think they are cooler than everyone else because they know something you don't. But what they did know was that rolling a seven when you're approaching the third goblin's castle meant that you couldn't use your sword and had to fight standing on one leg. Ooh a six, you're dead. Nah, I'd rather be out lying in the bushes with a bag of glue listening to my brains cells pop...

 

nope your right claire they are as sad as they sound... mainly they are groups of sweaty pipple ridden teenagers rolling dice and pretending to be a half elf dragon slayer called zorax..


both my brothers are very into it and it scares me... im glad i managed to avoid that part of being a male youth.. i was almost sucked in by the power of my elder brothers propoganda but fortunately i made the choice between spending my time with smelly men talking about how they dont get any, and actually making an effort to get some.. and i chose the latter...
phew lucky escape


but then each to there own i suppose

 

So, a bit like taking drugs then?

 

Possibly... but people take drugs for a multitude of reasons

 

Ah, I see. Whereas people playing RPGs only do it to prove they are cooler than everyone else because they know something you don't. Not for a multitude of reasons. Gotcha.

 

I don't know why they play them... fun I would think. Do you play them?

 

Nope. I know a person that does though.

 

who?

 

Ummm..... some guy.

 

Calm down people I was just jokingly using a stereotype ... sheesh..

 

and who are these guys you speak of?

 

Oh, I see. Having used one stereotype, you're now resorting to another? I suppose you think it's funny taking the piss out of my ethnic origins by advising me to "calm down"? Har fucking har. Racist

 

I'm sorry Doktor, I did not realise you are ethnically a sheesh!

 

A scouser, as you well know, racist scumfucking shmetter

 

Eh, Eh, Calm Down, Calm Down


*runs and hides*

 

Eh, calm down calm down! Go and beat someone up

 

I've told you before, Claire. I'm not playing those games. Put your clothes back on

 

Aww shucks

 

Oh, you mean go and shmett someone? Oh hang on.... that'd be beating someone off.....

Anyway, see how clever you think you are when you're trying to drive your car away on no fucking wheels