Ronald Reagan Quotes... I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. If you're explaining, you're losing. It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah. My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast. History shows that when the taxes of a nation approach about 20 percent of the people's income, there begins to be a lack of respect for government. When it reaches 25 percent, there comes an increase in lawlessness. I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at? I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Fascism was really the basis for the New Deal.
I have a vague memory of the Ronald co-starring in the world-famous classic "Bonzo Goes to College" with a chimpanzee.