Rules for tripping

I picked this up on Erowid.

Fantastic and mostly true.

I like #4 on the second list(been there-done that)



1) Cars can hurt you.

2) You cannot fly.

3) Its never a good time to die.

4) taking you clothes off will draw attention.

5) Keep mouth shut at all times in public.

6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that aren't there

7) don't forget how to burp

8) only carry a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe

9) nobody can tell you are tripping till you tell them "I'm tripping".

10) no matter how fucked you think you are, you'll eventually come down.===================================

1. never sit there wondering if the way you felt last time is ever going to get here, because by then you're already through the way it feels to be here now.

2. never try to get on the computer.... seriously. you may not remember your apartment number, but can login like it's in yourscript, but that doesn't mean its right. example right here.

3. NEVER watch those stupid fuck n pups shows that come on past the hours of goodly people, where desperate blonds fight it out for jocks with dicks longer than their iq is high. it'll sour you on the fate of humanity, it really will. example: it's 3:03 here, I've had two hours of them, and i'd rather go commune with the grass than go talkto my neighbor.

4. never sit in the middle of your apartment courtyard in your bathrobe wondering why you aren't supposed to sit out in the middle of your apartment courtyard in your bathrobe....<<<<thats me(sprout)

5. don't write stupid stuff to friends thinking they feel the same way as you right now; chances are they don't and you'll feel funny when they call tomorrow.... *grin*

 

lol, those are pretty funny. hey... i just thought of something

when god drops acid does he see people!!!???

 

If you don't know what is good and bad for you in baseline reality... you're just going to have a much more difficult controling anxeity and things like that. "turns up, 'the knob', on all your senses"


There are really no good or bad rules for tripping...just two things said by Terrance McKenna, "pay attention, keep breathing"... pretty much sums up your respons/aibilities while tripping.

-PsDX

 

ROFLMFWAO!!!! DAMN GOOD ONE!

 

I'm gonna be tripping soon with my boyfriend and some other 10 friends in the beach, really perfect environment, but there's one little thing that annoys me: people told me that other rule: we should be with people we like and whom we trust for our first trip. It happens that one of the people who'll be there is a girl who used to be my best-friend and who hurt me a lot. whenever i see her i don't feel okay, so i'm afraid this will disturb me to some extreme extent, or maybe overwhelm me with negative thoughts and feelings. What do you think?

 

I think this is a very old thread. Good job.


But really, tripping has taught me a lot of about being here now. Maybe your former friends presence while tripping will bring this to light for you, or maybe it will really mess with your head and ruin your time. You just have to remember to stay positive and be prepared to let go of the past and live in the moment when you dose. If you don't think that is possible, then don't do it, but if it is a perfect environment as you described, and you approach it with the right mindset, it could also be a very beneficial trip.

 

I have 1 rule:

If you're not my husband don't touch me or I'll go kung fu chop suey on yo asses.

E got punched in the face and kneed in the balls for grabbing my torsoe and trying to scoot me over. He just wanted to touch me.

 

If someone gets up to walk away from the group and is in no risk of physical harm just let em go and don't ask questions.

 

Both people I have givin 5-meo-dmt too wanted to get up and run away, from what idk, but it was hilarious.

 

Damn girl, you're scaring me now.
:hide:

 

LOL I've gotten up on salvia trippin before then halfway to the door I'm like "what the fuck are you doing?" to myself.

Many a friend has wandered off on shrooms and ecstasy, and its funny I notice people new to tripping like want to wander off but then when you try to leave to let them do their thing they are like hesitant and like "wait I think I'll go with you."

 

I was half naked, the first thing out of his mouth when he saw me was "Man, can I fuck your girl too.. ?!? PLEEASE?!?"

We stood in the kitchen smoking a bowl and he went to go past me and grabbed me by my torso and tried to lift me and move me. Auto reaction was to punch and knee. He fell into the fridge and onto the floor, the most HILARIOUS thing ever was he came over to get some stuff cause he just got jumped at the bar. I punched him in his already black eye.. FTW

Even after that he asked if he could fuck me too..

 

damn sounds like a pretty sketch dude although part of me wants to admire the guy's persistence.

 

You are correct, very creepy, missing 2 fingers, we call him Dirty Exxxx And very persistent, to the point of the whole "Oh you know I would never fuck your girl, I know she's yours, but only if you let me, if you know what I'm sayin"

I was cracking up, mainly cause I punched him. And I was still half naked the whole time, wearing very little lingerie.. And we both laughed and said he was gonna go home and jack off, and he admitted to it.

 

#6 doesnt make any sense

 

You don't lie about a thing like that

But seriously that's hilarious. Sounds from your posts like you were paying too much attention for it to have been a real surprise/reflex thing

Do you know how the guy lost his fingers?

 

I do know.. But it's nothing that needs to be spoken of here, lets just say he caught something he shouldn't have. At the time I was hitting the bowl, out of reaction one hand had the pipe, one hand hit, one knee jumped and one guy fell.

epic

 

You know now we all just HAVE to hear the details now.

What did your hubby say about the request to fuck his wife.
I think I would have pulled an Al Bundy on him myself. Ya know, show him to the door and make sure he hits the wall 3-4 times on the way out.

 

We laughed about it, pretty much every male we know wants to fuck me.. A few like him, have had the balls to ask at moments like that. He knew it would never happen, but he had never seen me that exposed either. We were both high on molly and he just got jumped at the bar and came over for something to help the pain, lmfao. Who wants to have sex with a guy with a mouth full of blood...?

Anyways lets just say he got in a shoot out and caught a few to save his life. Not my problem and I don't really care, he is one of those fillers of society, no where near a real person. And now we have more to make fun at him about.

 

:smilielol5: priceless :rofl:
I know some of those as well. Used to know a lot of 'em back in my dealing days.