Omg there was this one time...just after Id been to the mall wearing my sneakers...anyway I came home and made a ham sandwich...
I duno. But Im vegan so I took it that when I bought ham it wouldnt be from an animal. I mean theyre vegan sensitive these days, right? OMGZ I might have a chicken sandwich later
If you have never had rattlesnake, try it. Snakes aren't even animals, anyway. They are crawling sin.
Ya know, Ham is actually short for hamster. Pig is short for piglet. Pen is short for pencil. Put em all together you get a Hamigen!
I havent started making one yet. In fact today I have luke half my sandwich.. With great power comes great responsibility. Im thinking cheese. Cheese and pickle. Or maybe just peanut butter. Im gonna go check.
Well Duh. They originally used witches as the 'bread' and sand as the filling. As time progressed, witches became more and more scarce, whilst the unfortunate effects of eating sand became apparent. But in its day 'sandwitches' were so popular that a Duke (the now known of as Duke of Sandwich) actually named himself after it. Unfortunately he couldnt spell. Didnt they teach you this stuff in english?