Saparmurat Niyazov Appreciation Thread

Saparmurat Niyazov is the dictator of Turkmenistan.




He is considered the most extravagant dictator in the world.

Of course,

Extravagant means cool.

As it has always meant.

 

He's so fly, he has erected golden statues of himself in all turkmen cities



He gets all the girls, and can party like it's 1999.

He's the god of partying in Turkmenistan, so he put his likeness on all vodka bottles

 

don't believe me...

let the bottles speak for themselves:



Niyazov is pimp!

 

His trademark Ashbagat ghetto fighting style, has defeated Ninjas... Soviet Super Soilders and Everything.

And he's so badass, he does it like it's nobody's buisiness

He deserves another good monument.

And when he deserves it, he finds a way to get it!





C'mon, you know you want to be a Turkmen citizen...

and live there for thr rest of your life... which you have to, because there is no exit from life as Turkmen. Who needs one, anyway?


He call's himself "Turkmenbashi" which means "The Father of all Turkmen"

Who's your daddy now?

 

He's defeated 'em all.... and he has more style and flair than all of the soviet leaders combined!!!

His golden Turkmenbashi revolution ended Soviet Rule in Turkmenistan. So he decided to celebrate with insane partying and erecting another tower

 

Look at this insane Hairdo:




He's better than Elvis.... and he's the king of all dictatorship

and the king of style...

but he still rules will an iron fist!

 

He has banned such decadent acts like:

Lip-sycnhing

make-up

and deoderant

and he has single handedly created Turkmen Culture!

 

I'd assasinate him for wasting his peoples money.....


but that's just me.....

 

This is the best thread I have ever read, ever *giggles*