Say something weird about yourself...

Sometimes when I am trying to study and I can't focus on reading straight through something.....I will read in a Sean Connery voice in my head..

And you?

 

haha...
sometimes when i eat i humm and swing my legs back and forth (cause im short and my feet dont touch the ground most the time)

 

haha..that reminds me of this little old man who was a regular at the coffee shop I worked in.....he was small and was mentally challenged and he would sit in his chair and hum while swinging his legs back and forth... We thought it was cute....

 

haha...maybe he was my long lost brother...

 

uhmm i stare ppl down a lot

i watch people, i know lots of things about people ive never met before.

 

My house smells like cat shit atm

 

I always have 1 song playing in my dreams over and over.

 

and what song would that be...

im always being chased by someone wanting to kill me in my dreams i have that about three to four times a week...

 

I can bend my left pinky finger all the way back flat against the back of my hand.

 

i can bend my thumbs back onto my wrists so they touch

 

I remember kids flipping their eyelids up and stuff, anyone else know what I am talking about..how does one go about knowing they can do that...

 

negatory...

 

i like to masturbate to guys fucking each other in the ass

 

i can't sleep with my closet door open...

 

I need blankets on me to sleep.....I also can't sleep nude.

 

i only sleep naked

 

i tried sleeping naked but it felt uncomfortable and such...and scared that if someone came to the door id forget i was naked..

 

Haha, I can do that. For some reason.. when I do it, people are not nearly as impressed now as they were when we were in elementary school.

 

i use to sleep naked, now it is just too cold...

 

Yeah....and what if there was a fire? I am not wanting to run outside naked...
It was just weirdly uncomfortable...