Sayings On T-Shirts..

What are some funny sayings that you've seen or would like to see on T-shirts??

I've found the below sayings on T-shirts funny:

"My bush would make a better president"
"I wont Speak if You're UGLY"
"Stud Service - 1-555-WE-B-HUNG "
"If at First, You Dont Succeed, Try Someone Else"

 

my roomate has a t-shirt that says "Take me for a Ride"

 

"I'm here, I'm queer, and I like it up the rear"

 

One I saw said "Free refills" with an arrow pointing down. Man it was so funny.

 

So when’s the wizard getting back to you about that brain

Its only funny until someone gets hurt then its hilarious

I see dumb people reading my t-shirt

I am not shy I am just examining my pray

 

i have that one

 

I saw this one shirt on the net somewhere. It had tiny writing on the bottom front that said "you might aswell suck my dick while you're down here"

 

oh.... my all time favorite that I've seen is.....


Boys are stupid... throw rocks at them... lol

 

"this shirt is a distraction so i can look at your tits"

www.tshirthell.com is always fun

 

"my other ride is your mom"

 

What the Fuck is this?!?!(ponting at michael jackson)


"I'd fuck that"

Goodfellas(Hitler, Mousolinni, and some other guy i know i spelled that other name wrong though)

I had a cat once, tasted like chicken

"Bend over and ill show you how my cell mates used to do it"

 

I have one that says "old men are sexier" and has a picture of jimmy page and robert plant when they are old.

 

"Fuck off - I've got enough friends already"
"Don't let my big tits scare you - I'm really a nice girl"
"Licktalotapuss" with a picture of a cute dinosaur
"7-inches" in the style of the 7-11 logo
"My idea of a balanced diet is a beer in each hand"

 

My rice crispies tell me what to do

what I want on a T: "Fuck you means no, fuck me means yes". Not hilarious, but I likes it (I already have it in button format). Maybe I should get a T that says "****" on it too, so I have a couple of button-to-tshirt thingse

 

My friend the giant slut needs a t shirt that says...You can't be the first...but you can be next
I need one that says...mmmmmmmmmmmm pie
my bf needs one that says...I AM stupid...no jk
i want one that says Witches do it in circles, or, Things just haven't been the same sense that house fell on my sister.
Your wife says thanks
Marijuana, hey it's not crack.
and the world doen't give a fuck
stop telling everyone to go, it's not there birthday
kiss me i'm horny

 

"girls don't poop"

I want that shirt really bad!

 

(front side)
Worlds best dad
(back side)
I fuck your mom.

 

i have one which says "Nobody Knows I'm A Lesbian" its a friggin chick magent

 

Jimmy Carr!

I want one that says Masturbation: My Anti-Drug

 

i saw this t-shirt once and i wanted it so badly! its very me:

HI. I DON'T CARE. THANKS.


i saw some over weight, stuck in the 80s, old guy wearing it and dam, i was jealous.